THE VERY SECRET DIARY OF SARUMAN THE WHITE

[cassieclaire]

Dedicated to whoever bought me a paid LJ account. I thank you, oh silent benefactor. That was awfully nice.

THE VERY SECRET DIARY OF SARUMAN THE WHITE

DAY ONE

Am bored. No cable in Isengard. Nothing to do but write rude anonymous letters to Radagast the Brown and Manfred the Slightly Ecru.

Perhaps will have a look at the palantir.

DAY TWO

Comments

[rhythmsextion]

Okay, this:

All right, who's been spitting gum down on the orcs? Honestly.

and this:

Palantir great. Better than cable.

Both cracked my shit up. How do you do these? They just get better and better!

[kielle]

Wahoooooo!!! *SMOOCH--* You make my day bearable. *G*

[lucidscreamer]

Showed him my Wizard Wrestling Federation moves. Have delivered smackdown. Go me.

LOL I know people always say that, but I really did. More than once. This is sooooo good. :)

[kerrypolka]

"Have delivered smackdown. Go me."

As overheard in the math hall after school:

"So, man, you started the Two Towers yet?"

"Fuck, yeah. You know that Gandalf guy?"

"Yeah."

"He totally opens a can of whoopass onto Saruman."

"Fuck-ing hell."

"You knew it was coming, though. After the whole deal with the tower."

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For your amusement, dear Auntie Cass ^_^

~ Rozzie

[ex_frown243]

Definitely your funniest one yet. Definitely.