Am going to hell, shipped express post. :D

[cassieclaire]

I have not bothered with Gollum's weird speech because it does not fit with the VSD style. Complaints about lack of canon accuracy can be sent to The Management. :D

The Secret Diary of Gollum

Dedicated to Emily, the much put-upon. Damn, hell looks a lot like high school.

Day One Popped over to attend Pervy Hobbit Fanciers Anonymous Meeting

Comments

[anonymous]

Very cool. I was a little dissapointed in the Black Rider diary, but Gollum's definitely makes up for it! Very funny...poor Gollum, he he. Little does Frodo know...
I loved G's torture... watching Elijah's movies: "The Faculty" and "Flipper" over and over again. Ha! Very funny. Can't wait for more (is there any more to do?)

[pot_pal_ashley]

Yay, this one has to be my favorite Cass, because it ties in all of the previous ones so nicely. My favorite: Stowed away in Legolas’ backpack but excessive nancing was not good for stomach. Have been sick all over elf collection of hair care products. Hope he does not notice. *giggling uncontrollably*

~Ashwise~

[soleta]

*snicker*

This has to be my favorite yet.

Go Cassie!

[anonymous]

Guess what i'm going to say?

Freakin Brilliant again Cassie! I almost spit out my drink laughing. There are too many funny quotes to even say what my favorite was. You are the best!

~SilverSmile

[neverwonder]

Spiffing. XD