Ok. Have buckled like belt. Have written new VSD. Have committed character assasination on Faramir, but then if PJ can do it, so can I.
The Very Secret Diary of Aragorn, son of Arathorn, Part Two
Day One Ran forty miles across Rohan. No squirrels to eat. Gimli looking about roasting size. Have been told dwarf tastes like chicken. Still not
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Thanks for the latest VSD - utterly fabulous, as usual!
Suspect Eowyn fancies me. Cannot blame her as stubble so manly is turning even self on. - had me laughing so hard I frightened the cats and alarmed my husband...
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I'll never look at laundry detergent the same-- Gandalf the Sparkly White! Lol!
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Have you tried reading the books? They came out a wee bit in advance of the movies.
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Seriously... You had a year to read them between FotR and TTT, even if you didn't start before FotR came out. Suck it up. Read them, ya lazy bastard.
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Popy
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I feel it in the keyboard
I feel it on the website
I see it on the screen.
Much that once was, is not lost
For there are all of us on LJ who remember it.
It began with the forging of the secret diaries...
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Then life is just one night stand..
If there's a rock-n-roll heaven,
Then you know they got a hell of a band!"
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He muttered something in Elvish that could have been "You're late" or could have been "Throw me down and shag me rotten." Not entirely sure which.
Subtext Police vote for the latter.
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