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Character meme! Stolen from catystorm. :)
Pick 3 of your characters, and have them answer the following questions accordingly:
1. Akagi Shigeru
2. Saitou Hajime
3. Miles Edgeworth
1. Number one, what was your childhood like?
Akagi: Boring.
Miles: You're still a kid. I hardly think you have room to judge, yet.
Akagi: The highlight of the week was driving a car over a cliff.
Miles: ...that's boring?
Akagi: I've learned some more interesting games, lately. *grin*
Miles: ...You've been talking to that Kaiba fellow again, haven't you?
Saitou: I don't really remember the sixties.
2. Character number three, if you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? (It can be something regarding your personal history, or something that is in the history books.)
Miles: ...I would never, ever have given Wright my phone number.
Saitou: Going camping again?
Miles: Shut up!
Akagi: Naa, Mr. Edgeworth... I think khaki really suits you.
Miles: Oh, you can both go to hell.
Akagi: Heh, oh really? Want to wager on that...?
Saitou: Moving on.
3. Number two, would you rather be immortal and eternally miserable, or live a mortal, blissfully peaceful life?
Miles: ...
Akagi: ...
Saitou: ...stop looking at me.
Miles: You really should die already.
Saitou: It takes too long. Besides, I have enough peace in my life... just the occasional amusement.
Miles: Objection. Define "amusement."
Saitou: Oh, go to hell.
Akagi: Seems like we all are today.
4. Say, character number three, how much do you weigh?
Miles: Excuse me?
Akagi: You really ought to cut back on the sweets, Mr. Edgeworth.
Miles: Don't even start! I don't overeat.
Saitou: Uh....huh.
Miles: You don't eat, so don't even start with me.
Akagi: Well, with your clothes, it does balance out..
Miles: OBJECTION!
5. Have you ever loved and lost, number one? I'll bet it was your fault, wasn't it? Tsk tsk...
Akagi: No, not really.
Saitou: Wrong person to ask.
Miles: How anticlimactic.
6. Oh, no character two! You've just strolled into a department store to admire the lovely washing machines when a guy with a nylon stocking over his head runs in and holds the whole store at gunpoint! How will you save the day? (If you are a coward and do not wish to save the day, what do you do upon Stocking Head's arrival?)
Saitou: I'd like a new washing machine.
Akagi: We should see if anyone can tame it.
Saitou: That's a lousy bet. Even if you win, I lose my washing machine.
Miles: It's falling apart anyway. It's held together by evil and pure stubbornness.
Akagi: Kind of like the owner.
Saitou: I'll bet you can't play mahjong with a plastic bag over your head.
Akagi: I'll try it if you will.
Miles: Next question!
7. Number Three, tell your best "Yo Momma" joke.
Miles: ...I'm not Wright.
8. Who is the one person you cannot live without, character number one? Why? (Please don't say Oprah, please don't say Oprah...)
Akagi: Who is Oprah?
Miles: Just forget it.
Akagi: Huh... I can't live without myself. Or I'd be dead.
Saitou: ...brilliant.
Akagi: And some decent players to bet against.
Miles: It's nice that you have priorities. *dryly*
Akagi: Did either of you bring a lighter?
9. Hey, number two, tell me one of your deepest, darkest secrets. To make you feel better, I'll tell one of mine: I don't have any deep, dark secrets.
Saitou: If I told you, they wouldn't be secrets.
Miles: You're ruining the exercise.
Akagi: What's the worst thing you ever did?
Saitou: Drank absinthe and beer.
Miles: Besides that.
Saitou: I was a spy.
Akagi: You don't mind that.
Saitou: Stop being picky.
Miles: What about family?
Saitou: Disappointed them.
Miles: Really?
Saitou: Neeext.
10. All characters: What kind of music do you listen to? Do you play any instruments? If so, which ones? (Yes...the kazoo counts. Your nose, however, does not.)
Miles: Classical.
Akagi: ...anything that isn't annoying.
Miles: That's not an answer!
Akagi: Sure it is.
Saitou: Rock. And bass guitar.
Miles: You really don't strike me as the type to play.
Saitou: now you learned something.
11. What is the most annoying thing in the world, character one?
Akagi: Quitters. And idiots who can't play well.
Miles: You cheat.
Akagi: If they can't pay attention, they deserve to be cheated.
Miles: If you can't win without cheating, you don't deserve to win.
Saitou: I vote for morons arguing. Next.
12. Finish the statement, number three: Art is...
Miles: Nice, but rather useless.
Akagi: I thought it was "something you do well."
Miles: If you want to go by that definition, then Art is hard work.
Saitou: Like getting used to your cravat?
Miles: What's wrong with my clothes? *scowl*
Akagi: Heh heh, maybe that's our cue.
12. Finish the statement, number two: People are...
Saitou: Idiots.
Akagi: All of them?
Saitou: All of them.
Miles: Even you?
Saitou: No.
Miles: You aren't people?
Saitou: There are always exceptions to the rule.
Miles: You're calling us idiots?
Saitou: Did I stutter?
Miles: Do you want to?
Saitou: Try it.
Akagi: Ahahahahahahahaha, this is getting interesting!
Miles: Move on. Now.
13. Finish the statement, number one: Imagination...
Akagi: Sets us apart. You have to dream big to succeed.
Miles: Did he just say something philosophical?
Saitou: And inspiring.
Miles: ...I'm a little disturbed.
14. All characters: Out of the three of you, who is the most outgoing? Reserved? Humorous? Stinky?
Miles: *looks at other two* ...Outgoing?
Saitou: *shrug* You talk to plenty of people.
Miles: All right, then who is the most reserved?
Saitou: Heh, well if we are counting content, then I am.
Miles: What if we aren't?
Saitou: Then it's the one who talks the least.
Miles: ....
Akagi: ....
Miles: ...ah.
Akagi: You are most humorous, Mr. Edgeworth. And stinky.
Miles: WHAT?
Saitou: I'm going to agree.
Miles: What the hell are you--I do not smell!
Akagi: Then what is that strong smell around you..?
Miles: Cologne!
Saitou: Too much like perfume.
Miles: Oh fuck you!
15. Quick, Number three! Write a poem!
Miles: I do NOT smell! There is absolutely nothing wrong with my cologne. And I don't appreciate being insulted just for your entertainment! You can't possible say that I smell bad because of my cologne! And that isn't even me, it's the scent from wearing it!
Akagi: That's all right... but it didn't rhyme.
Miles: What?
Saitou: I thought it was sloppy.
Miles: What are you-??
Akagi: Now, now, it's his poem.
Miles: My what?!
Saitou: It could have used more structure.
Miles: Are you insulting me?! You do better!
Saitou: Eh. *shrug* I don't do poetry.
16. What is your favorite word, number one?
Akagi: Kukuku... blood...
Miles: Ugh, why am I not surprised?
Akagi: Hahaha, just kidding. Ramen.
Miles: ...
Saitou: Nantokanaree...~
Miles: .__O
17. Character number three, what is one weird thing that you can do? (i.e. wiggle your ears, fold your tongue, play 'amazing grace' with your armpit...)
Miles: Put up with Wright.
A&S: Tie a cravat.
Miles: That's not weird!
Akagi: And wear pink.
Miles: It's not pink!
Saitou: And he still gets fans.
18. Speak any other languages, Number Two?
Saitou: A few. Working on Russian.
Miles: Oh?
Saitou: They have some decent assassins.
Miles: ....On second thought, I'd rather not know.
19. What is your nationality, character number one?
Akagi: Nothing. I was thrown away and I live freely, blowing like the wind.
Miles: Well, that was unnecessarily poetic. Don't you have a home?
Akagi: Yup. Japan.
Miles: So, you're full of bullshit?
Akagi: It was interesting to see what you'd do.
Saitou: We have a lot of natives today.
20. Pick, number two: asparagus or canned peas? Please elaborate.
Saitou: Well, asparagus is aerodynamic, but the canned peas have more weight and hurt more.
Miles: I don't think that's what they meant...
Saitou: Personally, I'm going with a Glock.
Akagi: Mahjong pieces also make useful projectiles.
Miles: You're both insane.
21. What scares you the most, character three?
Miles: Currently? Them.
Saitou: Less currently?
Miles: ...I'm not very fond of elevators.
Saitou: You're afraid of elevators?
Akagi: fufufu... I have a suggestion for a game.
M&S: NO.
Akagi: Maa... boring.
22. All characters: What is one thing you would like the world to know about you?
Miles: It's not pink!
Saitou: So tell us how you really feel. Also, I'm not a zombie.
Miles: Oh? And what do you call it?
Saitou: Too stubborn to die. And it's pink.
Miles: It's red, zombie!
Saitou: Pink. And shut up.
Miles: Are you going to make me, Mr. Corpse?
Saitou: Why don't you bring your pink ass over and find out?
Akagi: Remember guys: "It' not cheating. It's being prepared." ^_^v
Pick 3 of your characters, and have them answer the following questions accordingly:
1. Akagi Shigeru
2. Saitou Hajime
3. Miles Edgeworth
1. Number one, what was your childhood like?
Akagi: Boring.
Miles: You're still a kid. I hardly think you have room to judge, yet.
Akagi: The highlight of the week was driving a car over a cliff.
Miles: ...that's boring?
Akagi: I've learned some more interesting games, lately. *grin*
Miles: ...You've been talking to that Kaiba fellow again, haven't you?
Saitou: I don't really remember the sixties.
2. Character number three, if you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? (It can be something regarding your personal history, or something that is in the history books.)
Miles: ...I would never, ever have given Wright my phone number.
Saitou: Going camping again?
Miles: Shut up!
Akagi: Naa, Mr. Edgeworth... I think khaki really suits you.
Miles: Oh, you can both go to hell.
Akagi: Heh, oh really? Want to wager on that...?
Saitou: Moving on.
3. Number two, would you rather be immortal and eternally miserable, or live a mortal, blissfully peaceful life?
Miles: ...
Akagi: ...
Saitou: ...stop looking at me.
Miles: You really should die already.
Saitou: It takes too long. Besides, I have enough peace in my life... just the occasional amusement.
Miles: Objection. Define "amusement."
Saitou: Oh, go to hell.
Akagi: Seems like we all are today.
4. Say, character number three, how much do you weigh?
Miles: Excuse me?
Akagi: You really ought to cut back on the sweets, Mr. Edgeworth.
Miles: Don't even start! I don't overeat.
Saitou: Uh....huh.
Miles: You don't eat, so don't even start with me.
Akagi: Well, with your clothes, it does balance out..
Miles: OBJECTION!
5. Have you ever loved and lost, number one? I'll bet it was your fault, wasn't it? Tsk tsk...
Akagi: No, not really.
Saitou: Wrong person to ask.
Miles: How anticlimactic.
6. Oh, no character two! You've just strolled into a department store to admire the lovely washing machines when a guy with a nylon stocking over his head runs in and holds the whole store at gunpoint! How will you save the day? (If you are a coward and do not wish to save the day, what do you do upon Stocking Head's arrival?)
Saitou: I'd like a new washing machine.
Akagi: We should see if anyone can tame it.
Saitou: That's a lousy bet. Even if you win, I lose my washing machine.
Miles: It's falling apart anyway. It's held together by evil and pure stubbornness.
Akagi: Kind of like the owner.
Saitou: I'll bet you can't play mahjong with a plastic bag over your head.
Akagi: I'll try it if you will.
Miles: Next question!
7. Number Three, tell your best "Yo Momma" joke.
Miles: ...I'm not Wright.
8. Who is the one person you cannot live without, character number one? Why? (Please don't say Oprah, please don't say Oprah...)
Akagi: Who is Oprah?
Miles: Just forget it.
Akagi: Huh... I can't live without myself. Or I'd be dead.
Saitou: ...brilliant.
Akagi: And some decent players to bet against.
Miles: It's nice that you have priorities. *dryly*
Akagi: Did either of you bring a lighter?
9. Hey, number two, tell me one of your deepest, darkest secrets. To make you feel better, I'll tell one of mine: I don't have any deep, dark secrets.
Saitou: If I told you, they wouldn't be secrets.
Miles: You're ruining the exercise.
Akagi: What's the worst thing you ever did?
Saitou: Drank absinthe and beer.
Miles: Besides that.
Saitou: I was a spy.
Akagi: You don't mind that.
Saitou: Stop being picky.
Miles: What about family?
Saitou: Disappointed them.
Miles: Really?
Saitou: Neeext.
10. All characters: What kind of music do you listen to? Do you play any instruments? If so, which ones? (Yes...the kazoo counts. Your nose, however, does not.)
Miles: Classical.
Akagi: ...anything that isn't annoying.
Miles: That's not an answer!
Akagi: Sure it is.
Saitou: Rock. And bass guitar.
Miles: You really don't strike me as the type to play.
Saitou: now you learned something.
11. What is the most annoying thing in the world, character one?
Akagi: Quitters. And idiots who can't play well.
Miles: You cheat.
Akagi: If they can't pay attention, they deserve to be cheated.
Miles: If you can't win without cheating, you don't deserve to win.
Saitou: I vote for morons arguing. Next.
12. Finish the statement, number three: Art is...
Miles: Nice, but rather useless.
Akagi: I thought it was "something you do well."
Miles: If you want to go by that definition, then Art is hard work.
Saitou: Like getting used to your cravat?
Miles: What's wrong with my clothes? *scowl*
Akagi: Heh heh, maybe that's our cue.
12. Finish the statement, number two: People are...
Saitou: Idiots.
Akagi: All of them?
Saitou: All of them.
Miles: Even you?
Saitou: No.
Miles: You aren't people?
Saitou: There are always exceptions to the rule.
Miles: You're calling us idiots?
Saitou: Did I stutter?
Miles: Do you want to?
Saitou: Try it.
Akagi: Ahahahahahahahaha, this is getting interesting!
Miles: Move on. Now.
13. Finish the statement, number one: Imagination...
Akagi: Sets us apart. You have to dream big to succeed.
Miles: Did he just say something philosophical?
Saitou: And inspiring.
Miles: ...I'm a little disturbed.
14. All characters: Out of the three of you, who is the most outgoing? Reserved? Humorous? Stinky?
Miles: *looks at other two* ...Outgoing?
Saitou: *shrug* You talk to plenty of people.
Miles: All right, then who is the most reserved?
Saitou: Heh, well if we are counting content, then I am.
Miles: What if we aren't?
Saitou: Then it's the one who talks the least.
Miles: ....
Akagi: ....
Miles: ...ah.
Akagi: You are most humorous, Mr. Edgeworth. And stinky.
Miles: WHAT?
Saitou: I'm going to agree.
Miles: What the hell are you--I do not smell!
Akagi: Then what is that strong smell around you..?
Miles: Cologne!
Saitou: Too much like perfume.
Miles: Oh fuck you!
15. Quick, Number three! Write a poem!
Miles: I do NOT smell! There is absolutely nothing wrong with my cologne. And I don't appreciate being insulted just for your entertainment! You can't possible say that I smell bad because of my cologne! And that isn't even me, it's the scent from wearing it!
Akagi: That's all right... but it didn't rhyme.
Miles: What?
Saitou: I thought it was sloppy.
Miles: What are you-??
Akagi: Now, now, it's his poem.
Miles: My what?!
Saitou: It could have used more structure.
Miles: Are you insulting me?! You do better!
Saitou: Eh. *shrug* I don't do poetry.
16. What is your favorite word, number one?
Akagi: Kukuku... blood...
Miles: Ugh, why am I not surprised?
Akagi: Hahaha, just kidding. Ramen.
Miles: ...
Saitou: Nantokanaree...~
Miles: .__O
17. Character number three, what is one weird thing that you can do? (i.e. wiggle your ears, fold your tongue, play 'amazing grace' with your armpit...)
Miles: Put up with Wright.
A&S: Tie a cravat.
Miles: That's not weird!
Akagi: And wear pink.
Miles: It's not pink!
Saitou: And he still gets fans.
18. Speak any other languages, Number Two?
Saitou: A few. Working on Russian.
Miles: Oh?
Saitou: They have some decent assassins.
Miles: ....On second thought, I'd rather not know.
19. What is your nationality, character number one?
Akagi: Nothing. I was thrown away and I live freely, blowing like the wind.
Miles: Well, that was unnecessarily poetic. Don't you have a home?
Akagi: Yup. Japan.
Miles: So, you're full of bullshit?
Akagi: It was interesting to see what you'd do.
Saitou: We have a lot of natives today.
20. Pick, number two: asparagus or canned peas? Please elaborate.
Saitou: Well, asparagus is aerodynamic, but the canned peas have more weight and hurt more.
Miles: I don't think that's what they meant...
Saitou: Personally, I'm going with a Glock.
Akagi: Mahjong pieces also make useful projectiles.
Miles: You're both insane.
21. What scares you the most, character three?
Miles: Currently? Them.
Saitou: Less currently?
Miles: ...I'm not very fond of elevators.
Saitou: You're afraid of elevators?
Akagi: fufufu... I have a suggestion for a game.
M&S: NO.
Akagi: Maa... boring.
22. All characters: What is one thing you would like the world to know about you?
Miles: It's not pink!
Saitou: So tell us how you really feel. Also, I'm not a zombie.
Miles: Oh? And what do you call it?
Saitou: Too stubborn to die. And it's pink.
Miles: It's red, zombie!
Saitou: Pink. And shut up.
Miles: Are you going to make me, Mr. Corpse?
Saitou: Why don't you bring your pink ass over and find out?
Akagi: Remember guys: "It' not cheating. It's being prepared." ^_^v