the Secret Language

[castevet]

After nearly 9 years together in madness, naturally Thomas and I have developed our own language. I often forget these are not real words and slip into Thom-dialect in the company of confused bystanders.

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[holographia]

"upinhyah": i totally say that to nat too. mostly cos it's part of the refrain in one of the songs he likes but also cos i sound about as white as anyone can so it's hilarious when i'm all "up'n'hyah!" cos it sounds so wrong.

another thing i do is add b's after all m's, like "pajambas".

[castevet]

I love when words get all mixed up! Pijambas! When my cousin Kelly was little she couldn't say snowman so she called them "nosehair", I don't know HOW she came up with that, but I still hold her to it!

I speak in a lot of ebonics, because I'm so white I'm translucent!

[holographia]

nosehair?! now that's creative!

to be truthful, "pajambas" has since evolved to "jambas".

but yeah i throw in the ebonics too but only when it's just me and nat, i don't wanna get beat down upnhyah!

[castevet]

Once during an intense debate with our former first floor cop asshole neighbor who thinks he's dough, he said "jammies". Had we any respect for him, we would have lost it right then and there!

[radlett]

ah, i never caught that brendlefly was from brundlefly! also i enjoy that extreme version of pigfucker is pigrapist. hilaaaaaar.

[castevet]

It's funny that I posted this before seeing your post on the Arizona board, and somebody getting all up in your grill about "brakes did".

[radlett]

i know. i wonder what response that idiot is going to come up with when she realizes it wasn't just poor educations!

[castevet]

poor edumacationstuffs

[malevolencia]

Here's a fun list:

Da Chooch: sushi
Wa Nee Na: vanilla
Stew Pot: stupid
Gak Gak: the noise one of our cats makes when he talks back to us after being scolded
Feese: fish
Dummow/Dummotz/Dummeh: dummy
Como: Come on
Ree Ree Ree: fast forward the Tivo
Ree: retard
OwsCweem: ice cream
Trees: broccoli

The cat names are pretty hilarious, too.

Sushi: Choo, Chooch, Soooooo, Bastard, ChooChoo, Choot
Ginger: Gin, Gunger, Ding, Dingus, DingaDong, DingDing
Tofu: Foo, Foofas, Foofanina, FooPoops, Nina, FooFaNeen
Miso: Meeps, MeePose, Micho, Meeses
Mouse: Missy, Mouch, Misses, Miss Mousy, Woo Woo

Brian and I also use W in place of R. However, I've basically renamed him WYAN.

[castevet]

Aww my little cousin Robby calls broccoli "trees" too! This is a great list!

[malevolencia]

I forgot things like "Hoe Nips" and "Honaw".

That actually means HONEY.

LOL!@

[black__orchid]

i understand you two just dandy!

[castevet]

fine!

[drnola]

Oh no.

[castevet]

HUMPH

[drnola]

KLIMPH!

[castevet]

SHIT I FORGOT KLIMPH!