Sometimes the knowledge that I'm friends with you is physically painful.
Don't worry, I won't even try to touch the spelling and grammar. It might just make me cry, or maybe be emo and kill my dad but then feel bad about it for the rest of my life so I devote myself to upholding the corrupt systems of an evil empire.
Truely, such emo situations have a tendency of being corntagious. Evil empires are corntagious too. But don't worry, I'm sure you will BEET your guilt in the end, and all will be strawberrytastic once more.
Who wouldn't? Oh, that's right, anyone who was unamerican! Or un-cool. In short, only people with the souls of brussel sprouts would hate the corntagiousness of the fair, and that is only becuse they have vegetable envy.
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Don't worry, I won't even try to touch the spelling and grammar. It might just make me cry, or maybe be emo and kill my dad but then feel bad about it for the rest of my life so I devote myself to upholding the corrupt systems of an evil empire.
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But I think you pretty much captured the gist of what was going through my head there.
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