Dude, unless you're behind the wheel, never shine anything near a racoon. They are crazy territorial bastards. Once I left my garage door open and they ramsacked the trash! Bastards...damn them and their sense of 'smell'. Oh, and classic Conan link...Forss Fagerstrom - hilarious!
Dude... i never knew racoons were to uh... what's a good word for this... maybe there isn't one. Anyway, i used to have racoons living in my roof a few years back; they didn't seem that vicious at all. Maybe you just got a bad one or something, like one with rabies... or babies... or jubbies... or whatever.
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jubbies?? LOL. wtf is a jubby? whatever it is, it sounds squishy and equally yummy.
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