Hm. I don't know about empathy. But that is pretty good in a man... As for laziness, well, cats are best known for that.

Congratulations ( Read more... )

I know I haven't been writing. I've been kept busy by John at work. You know how it is...

Anyway, now that Lois and Clark are back from Smallville, I can observe them again. You know, I'm convinced that even though he's probably gay and she might as well be, too, they're going to end up together. They didn't even bring me a picture! I might have ( Read more... )

What is my favourite guilty pleasure?

Um, isn't it obvious?

I like going to some bar in the middle of the night and hitting on the hottest guy. Then I like to tease him for a bit before (maybe) letting him take me somewhere.

Too bad I can only do that on weekends. Perry likes his reporters in early. *rolls eyes*

Perry made me cover this totally weird convention for Cat's Corner today. I mean, he doesn't usually make me go to conventions or ANYTHING for my column. He just let's me pick out whatever dirt I find. Maybe he just wanted to stop me from publishing a fabricated photo of Lois and Clark on a farm, feeding cows. Not that I had one ready, but ( Read more... )

How typical of me. *makes innocent face*

How did I lose my virginity ( Read more... )

This is so unfair. I know I sound like a little kid saying that, but it is. I've been trying to get Clark's attention since he got here and Lois was nothing but rude, and SHE gets to go to Smallville with him for a whole weekend ( Read more... )

I can't believe they actually went against a crazy magician that made kids disappear from boxes, and hypnotized Superman.

(See, I told you he can't be that pure!)

And to think I am the one who brought them there in the first place.

You know what I think, though? All this talk about hypnosis is giving me ideas about a certin gay hottie. :D

Hi, all ( Read more... )