I am shame.

[catalase]

Research idea: investigate the relationship between levels of boredom and levels of interest in the antics of celebrity strumpets.

Ordinarily I cannot bring myself to give a shit detectable by any instrument known to man.

Today I can't look away from here.

Comments

[hannahrorlove]

This might improve your mood slightly: last week, when I was cataloguing duplicate documents, I came across a magazine that focused on habitat restoration and preservation which also had a couple of articles on pronghorn hunting and an essay on a hunt cumulating in a girl shooting her first buck. It was a great family bonding experience.

[catalase]

It is nice to hear that stories like that are being published somewhere other than Field and Stream and Outdoor Life.

[blue_dynamite]

Only when I'm bored and watching TV and Kathy Griffin happens to be on.