You know you're from Texas when...
Stole the list from princessarisa because I am too lazy.
1. Go to Google and type, "You know you're from (your city or state) when...." (hit "I'm feeling lucky")
2. Cut and paste the list.
3. Bold the items that apply to you.
1.You see more Texan flags than American flags.
2.You know someone who ate the 72 oz steak and got it for free.
3.You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry, and your Cowboy Boots.
4.You can write a check at Dairy Queen for 2 Hungr-Busters and fries.
5.You prefer Whataburger to McDonalds.
6.You dress up to go shopping at the mall. (I don't but most people I know do so..)
7.You've hung ornaments and tinsel on a tumbleweed and used it as a Christmas tree.
8.You're disappointed when a food doesn't come in spicy flavor.
9.You know from experience that rattlesnake meat tastes like chicken.
10.You can tell a rock from an armadillo at 300 yards.
40.People really grow and eat okra.
41.Green grass DOES burn.
42.When you live in the country, you dont have to buy a dog. City people drop them off at your gate in the middle of the night.
43.When a buzzard sits on the fence and stares at you, its time to go to the doctor.
44.Fixinto is one word.
45.The word dinner is confusing. Theres only lunch and then theres supper. (LOL so true for my grandpa xD)
46.Backards and forwards means I know everything about you.
47.Jeeet? is actually a phrase meaning Did you eat?
48.You work until youre done or its too dark to see. (my grandpa totally)
49.You measure distance in minutes. (I DO LOL)
50.You've had to switch from heat to A/C in the same day.
51.Stores dont have bags; they have sacks.
52.You know what cow tipping and snipe hunting is.
53.You only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Picante.
54.You think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts. ...If a dude wears something else it'd be vaguely disturbing...
55.You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
56.You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
57.You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, Still summer, and Christmas.
58.There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population over 1000. (Not anymore, but this used to be true)
59.Going to Walmart is a favorite past-time known as goin wal-martin or off to Wally World.
60.You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili weather.
61.A carbonated soft drink isnt a soda, cola, or pop .. its a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor.
62.You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water...
63.You can say 110 degrees without fainting...
64.You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off...
65.You can make instant sun tea...
66.You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron...
67.The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly...
68.You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car... (OH FUCK YES X_X)
69.You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window...
70.You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance...
71.Hot water now comes out of both taps...
72.It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets...
73.You actually burn your hand opening the car door...
74.You break a sweat the instant you step outside... at 7:30 a.m. before work...
75.No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning...
76.Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?...
77.You realize that asphalt has a liquid state...
78.Its illegal to have a tattoo until youre 18, but children of all ages can play with guns
79.You dont think its weird to drink a beer at anytime of day, even the morning
80.You think its weird not to drink a beer
81.You can drive all day and not leave the state
82.The confederate flag is flown at your high school, the team is even named after it
83.You shop at HEB (They don't have these in this part of the state, lol)
84.The town you live in is bigger than Rhode island
85.You see more trucks on your daily commute than youll see in the state of New Jersey
86.Your high school football stadium is equal to, or better, than most professional stadiums
87.You know there are more longhorn, cattle and steer than there people in the state
88.We dont have an ocean; we have a gulf
89.You know someone who is named Pedro or Martin
90.Their last name is Gonzales, Martinez or Rodriguez
92.You think Dr. Pepper is the best damn coke in the world (Damn fucking straight)
93.The extensions of the index and pinky make for the best hand gesture in the world besides the shocker LOFL!!!!!!!!!
1. Go to Google and type, "You know you're from (your city or state) when...." (hit "I'm feeling lucky")
2. Cut and paste the list.
3. Bold the items that apply to you.
1.You see more Texan flags than American flags.
2.You know someone who ate the 72 oz steak and got it for free.
3.You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry, and your Cowboy Boots.
4.You can write a check at Dairy Queen for 2 Hungr-Busters and fries.
5.You prefer Whataburger to McDonalds.
6.You dress up to go shopping at the mall. (I don't but most people I know do so..)
7.You've hung ornaments and tinsel on a tumbleweed and used it as a Christmas tree.
8.You're disappointed when a food doesn't come in spicy flavor.
9.You know from experience that rattlesnake meat tastes like chicken.
10.You can tell a rock from an armadillo at 300 yards.
40.People really grow and eat okra.
41.Green grass DOES burn.
42.When you live in the country, you dont have to buy a dog. City people drop them off at your gate in the middle of the night.
43.When a buzzard sits on the fence and stares at you, its time to go to the doctor.
44.Fixinto is one word.
45.The word dinner is confusing. Theres only lunch and then theres supper. (LOL so true for my grandpa xD)
46.Backards and forwards means I know everything about you.
47.Jeeet? is actually a phrase meaning Did you eat?
48.You work until youre done or its too dark to see. (my grandpa totally)
49.You measure distance in minutes. (I DO LOL)
50.You've had to switch from heat to A/C in the same day.
51.Stores dont have bags; they have sacks.
52.You know what cow tipping and snipe hunting is.
53.You only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Picante.
54.You think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts. ...If a dude wears something else it'd be vaguely disturbing...
55.You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
56.You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
57.You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, Still summer, and Christmas.
58.There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population over 1000. (Not anymore, but this used to be true)
59.Going to Walmart is a favorite past-time known as goin wal-martin or off to Wally World.
60.You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili weather.
61.A carbonated soft drink isnt a soda, cola, or pop .. its a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor.
62.You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water...
63.You can say 110 degrees without fainting...
64.You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off...
65.You can make instant sun tea...
66.You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron...
67.The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly...
68.You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car... (OH FUCK YES X_X)
69.You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window...
70.You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance...
71.Hot water now comes out of both taps...
72.It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets...
73.You actually burn your hand opening the car door...
74.You break a sweat the instant you step outside... at 7:30 a.m. before work...
75.No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning...
76.Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?...
77.You realize that asphalt has a liquid state...
78.Its illegal to have a tattoo until youre 18, but children of all ages can play with guns
79.You dont think its weird to drink a beer at anytime of day, even the morning
80.You think its weird not to drink a beer
81.You can drive all day and not leave the state
82.The confederate flag is flown at your high school, the team is even named after it
83.You shop at HEB (They don't have these in this part of the state, lol)
84.The town you live in is bigger than Rhode island
85.You see more trucks on your daily commute than youll see in the state of New Jersey
86.Your high school football stadium is equal to, or better, than most professional stadiums
87.You know there are more longhorn, cattle and steer than there people in the state
88.We dont have an ocean; we have a gulf
89.You know someone who is named Pedro or Martin
90.Their last name is Gonzales, Martinez or Rodriguez
92.You think Dr. Pepper is the best damn coke in the world (Damn fucking straight)
93.The extensions of the index and pinky make for the best hand gesture in the world besides the shocker LOFL!!!!!!!!!