RACHEL AND RON'S WISDOM

[catamitus]

RACHEL AND I ARE STARTING A NEW BOOK.

it is called

RON AND RACHEL'S GUIDE TO BEING A BETTER PERSON

we feel that we are humanitarians fighting in the deadly sea that is humanity.

Our book is very profound.

Contributions are of course welcome.

Our book has quirky ideas and self-help articles.

I present to you, our first line of wisdom:

"IF you don't

Comments

DONT make me sign in

[anonymous]

Jesus Christ, looking at that line makes me so proud.

Now we just need to come up with 99 more lines of wisdom.

Re: DONT make me sign in

[catamitus]

PoM darling, what is so wrong with signing in?

We should have a go at self-help articles too.

Together, we shall rule the world.

[anonymous]

Help!....That is all I can say....What about:

Cut down a tree, you will eat today,
Plant a tree, you will eat tomorrow,

Knowing a spade, and whence the spade came from, is a great pursuit
But knowing the purpose of the spade is even greater a dream,

Toil, toil, trouble, trouble, the world falls back on your shoulders,
Toil, toil, trouble, trouble, make pebbles of these boulders!

[catamitus]

To my dear anonymous tree-loving commentor,

please make yourself known at least.

[anonymous]

yeah that was me up thee are....might as well 'fess up....i was just feeling rather bored....and i dont have a livejournal account, so can't sign in...

Vighnesh

[12490]

i can't believe ur writing a self-help book without me. i am the key ingredient.

[havestar]

YEAH, YOU CAN BE THE PERSON WHO MOST DESPERATELY NEEDS HELP - the test audience/reader, you could say, hmm?

[catamitus]

I was going to say something along the lines of "darling, we're writing the book for YOU" but Vanora beat me to it.

Damnit.