fjórði ⁂ voice; english (au!discedo)

[cataphasia]

Did anyone wake up and realize they weren't in a post-apocalyptic planet they were used to? And that someone inserted you right into Pleasantville Discedo style? [There's some fumbling.]

Shoot, she followed me here. [There's a bit more fumbling, and soon a new and very female voice can be heard.] There you are, Billy-kins! What are you doing- Oh~

Comments

[tsundere_dai]

[None of what you said made sense to a point, but he gets the general idea of 'I woke up in a strange new Discedo too'.]

Yes.

Does anyone know yet why things are different... where all the other people came from. Why they refer to us like they know us? [It was strange and unnerving. He disliked it greatly.]

[cataphasia]

It seems like someone has warped or changed reality, but I have no idea who or how it was exactly done.

[tsundere_dai]

So like Discedo, we're stuck here. [This is not a question.]

I cannot be sure if I dislike this place more or less than our previous prison.

[cataphasia]

Yes, unless someone can change this version of reality or undo this.

I'm unsure myself, but the whole 'you lived here all your life but really didn't' isn't exactly a positive thing about this place.

[inlikewho]

Some boys would kill to be in your position, mate.

[cataphasia]

Having an almost creepy white picket fence family and an overly affectionate girlfriend? Probably, but right now I rather be back in the normal Discedo trying to figure out a way back home.

[inlikewho]

Oh sure it's a bit Stepford, but I think it beats fighting off wolves and bats back in good old Discedo.

The food's far better at least.

[cataphasia]

The whole 'you've been living here all your life' is unsettling, too.

I'll agree to that, and also living in a real city is nice again.

( voice )

[libertyfuckyeah]

YEP! I was really confused, but everyone likes me, and it's like I'm a human, so it's pretty awesome! I'm super lost but I'm hearing from people I know so I'm not too worried yet.

And it helps that people keep giving me beer.

Sounds like you made new friends too!

( voice )

[cataphasia]

Be careful, America. It could be a trap for something. If anything happens, call me, okay? I'll sneak out of the house and try to find you.

Uh, yeah, friend... I'm not exactly used to having a girlfriend.

( voice )

[libertyfuckyeah]

Okay! But I don't think these guys have any more malicious intentions for me now that pledging's over. Apparently I pledged. And they're chill!

Not too used to having girls hanging off ya at home, huh? Well now's your chance!

( voice )

[cataphasia]

Pledge?

I think I'll pass.

[voice]

[lutefisk]

'Pleasant' isn't a likely description.

[voice]

[cataphasia]

It's an American pop culture reference to the American ideal, just a creepy version of it all.

It's good to hear you're alright, though -- you are alright, aren't you?

[voice]

[lutefisk]

I see. America would be weird enough to invent that.

I'm alive. That's enough for now, I'm guessin'. But it sounds like someone's leachin' on ya.