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[catatonicanon]

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[felinemystique]

Toushi?

That cheater.

[catatonicanon]

ohmyohmyOHMY!

is nottoushi a player??
the plot thickens!

[felinemystique]

Apparently he is. No wonder he kept putting off our date.

...I'll just have to save all my bouncing and squealing for someone else.

[child_proteus]

...Like me, right?

[twoninths]

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T-shirts?

[catatonicanon]

yes!! and they're free
designed by yours truly!
do you want one~?

[twoninths]

...I'm not one to pass up free clothing. Certainly.

[catatonicanon]

wonderful!
when you're up in the chia pet let me know
i'll deliver it!

C'MON TOUSHI. C'MON.

[child_proteus]

...

Um, Hi ho hi ho, it's off to the sock we go, Drive?

But you said it was outside? How do we manage that?

I GIVE GOOD HEAD.

[catatonicanon]

we climb out of fishbowl
of course

MY GRANDPARENTS GIVE GOOD HEAD.

[child_proteus]

Um. Alright! There's a way out? Is it...dangerous?

FIRST RATE CUNTLAP--wait, he's gay. Boo.

[catatonicanon]

out the hole in the top of the fishbowl!
to the stars!

it can be if you suck at climbing

[iniquiticity]

What's on the t-shirts?

[child_proteus]

Apparently declarations of one's love for Toushi.

[catatonicanon]

you knew! did you see them when i was brutally murdered?

[child_proteus]

No, um somebody told me about them, and I just assumed...

....what?

[catatonicanon]

yes! it's me!