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[catatonicanon]

an important important important question to all mice still searching for the cheese and to all mice grown complacent enough to think cardboard mazes exist in nature:When ignorance is the state of the matter, and the truth shall not set you free, can peace of mind be found in denial?
min. 500 words, on my desk or in the journals, saturday night,

Comments

[distant_dragon]

Aha, there you are. Also, excellent question. Due date noted.

Cheese. Cheese is good. That reminds me, I'm out.

[catatonicanon]

YOU HAVE FOUND ME!? due dates are srs bsns

if you're all out of cheese, what's left for me?

[distant_dragon]

I haven't seen you in far, far too long. I've been looking. So say most teachers, since if you don't hand in your work when it's due then it's hard to move onto the next lesson, right?

If I haven't anything left for you, then clearly I need to go get some more cheese promptly. What do you like? I like Havarti, myself.

[catatonicanon]

heeeeey. are you hitting on me? because you if pull some 'soulmates' business on me, i may have to run a background check, and those can get ugly.

[unlostsoul]

What, no marking rubric? Does spelling and grammar count? Do we need a title page?

[catatonicanon]

Bonus points shall be awarded for properly constructed tin foil hats. Spelling and grammar are a plus. Title pages without proper landing gear shall be flagged down. Rubrics are overrated. Shininess is popular.

[unlostsoul]

Okay, I guess that makes... absolutely no sense, but that's par for the course.

I'll do what I can, whatever your name is.

[catatonicanon]

i tend to make less sense than minimum wage
but because i am smart, i have saved my bling and am now a millionaire

[neji_tenshi]

Schoolwork? Really, Washington-sama. Can we write in crayon and sparkles too?

[catatonicanon]

WHO IS THIS WASHINGTON-SAMA OF WHO YOU SPEAK.

i like crayons. if you write it in crayons, i'll do a samba.

[neji_tenshi]

Washington-sama, the identity jokes get old. I get that you have different names with everyone and that none are apparently your real one, but I recognize your writing, and I certainly recognize the colors and sparkles...feigning forgetfulness isn't doing much for you.

If you'd not like to be Washington-sama anymore, then what may I call you?

I think I have a few crayons. Maybe I'll do just that. You can keep your samba-ing to yourself, however.

[[ooc: I figured Cancer? would have forgotten, but Helix hasn't, and he's out of the loop on that business anyway. XD So...yeah. Bear with him? Please?]]

[catatonicanon]

but i am always serious!
don't let the miscapitalization fool you!

THE SAMBA MUST BE EMBRACED!
whyyyy so serioussss?

[ooc; It's no problem! ^^ I just realized, however, that some people might not know and figured there's no hurt involved in informing those who don't OOC-ly.]

[child_proteus]

thirty-eight?

[catatonicanon]

and counting? you never get any younger, you know.

[child_proteus]

I never got you back for sinking my battleship.

I've never been one for soft copy myself. Where can I turn in a hard copy instead? ...Your desk?

[catatonicanon]

yes yes! my desk!
you get a 100 in reading comprehension !
perhaps your battleship will rise again yet!

[subject_e0057]

...Cardboard mazes exist in nature...? You mean those who have given up, content to believe that this is all natural, and not a puzzle.

I always have to try and translate everything you write...

But... if you're curious as to answers... denial cannot give piece of mind, like ignorance can. Denial means that you are ignoring the truth. Ignorance means you do not know it. Ignoring the truth eats away.

I'm curious- why do you call us... mice? ....It makes me think of lab rats.

[catatonicanon]

WHERE IS THE TIN FOIL HAT YOU GET NO BONUS POINTS

29 words from start to finish
content? mmmmmmmm, i'll give you an H for ~*~honesty~*~
but what does ignoring the truth eat away at?
mice are herbivores yet often like cheese

[subject_e0057]

...An H for Honesty? Perhaps I should work on that for a better grade... Very well.

Ah... at the mind and heart, I would assume. You can only lie to yourself for so long- or so idealism says.

[catatonicanon]

you have until saturday to correct your wrongful ways!
what happens after the heart's been eaten all the way through?