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[catatonicanon]

the world is tilting!
the sky is falling!
the underside is compressing!
this might just be me being drunk
but i don't tend to drink orange juice after 8!

besides,
when have you had reason to doubt me?

Comments

[flenceburgsbest]

My, my ... it has been a while, Chicken Little.

[catatonicanon]

i'd write some chicken sounds here but im afraid they'd mostly come out as ba-COCK! or something equally obscene
oh well

[flenceburgsbest]

Oh my.

Well, it's good to know you're in relatively one piece. You know, I have practically nothing about you on file here... perhaps you are overdue for a check-up.

[catatonicanon]

i have white coat phobia don't you know

[handy_psychic]

WHOA! How do you write with all different colors like that? Do you just use different-colored pens? Either way, that's awesome ^_^

[catatonicanon]

i have amazing sets of crayons! would you like some crayons? they're amazing!~

[handy_psychic]

If they're crayons that can write in tons of different colors, sure! I like my journal entries to be interesting. ^_^

(By the way, I don't think I've ever talked to you before- in fact, I know I haven't, nobody else is this colorful. I'm Brooklyn!)

[catatonicanon]

okay! i'll be sure to share my crayons then
i'm kaleidoscope!

[distant_dragon]

It's also wise to not drink coffee after eight, unless you want to be up all night.

If the sky is falling and the underside is compressing, does that mean we have pancake shapes in our future?

Good to see you again, my friend.

[catatonicanon]

more than pancakes
more like zombies

[distant_dragon]

Oh boy, zombie shapes instead of pancake shapes? What's the best defense against zombies? Fire? Lightning? Orange juice?

Orange juice tastes better than zombies.

[catatonicanon]

a shot to the head or really strong legs

[1artificialgirl]

I have a feeling there is something coming after you saying that.

[catatonicanon]

things are always coming after me
i'm a very popular and hot date you know

[1artificialgirl]

Indeed. You are quite handsome and extremely popular.

If someone is mean to you though I might have to kick their butts.

[misterbluesky]

Heard any good tunes lately?

[catatonicanon]

so much singing
so out of tune