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Due to my high tolerance of insanity and depravity, I've managed to stay in my current job at the BBQ pit for over 2 years. Because of my "talent" for withstanding all forms of decadence and outrage, I'm threatened with yet another promotion. I'm exited?

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what the hell are we going to do in the damn rain?

So this cow asked to speak to the manager. She complained to me about her server, blah blah blah, and stopped in the middle of her aimless rant to say, "Can I talk to a REAL manager?" What about me particularly screams NOT THE REAL MANAGER?!!!

Oh my Gawd. Came out of a movie last night around 7 and there were these GEEKS lounging on couches and sitting in tents waiting for Superman tickets to go on sale the next morning.

Sorry, it's a sitcom to me. No offense.

One night after we closed the restraunt down, my boss carved a potato into a pipe and passed around some kind bud.

those 'bama boys are funny.

a pipe out of a potato!!!

I am remarkably bland.

Can I die of this?

just finished working thirteen days straight at the bbq pit.
But life in Colorado is always a vacation to me.
la la la

it's true

We had Territory Days over Memorial weekend. A festival sprawling blocks and blocks right in front of my bbq pit. It brought out every doughy, pasty mountain inbreeder in droves. TERRORtory Days ( Read more... )