so lately I've rekindled my hot (sweaty passionate heated etc.) romance with television. specifically, reruns of project runway. two hours worth today. (with an economics midterm tomorrow!) i am fascinated by the crying boys, heidi klum's (old) pregnant belly, the arrogance of santino, the strange cuteness of daniel vosovic, the presence of two ( Read more... )

I know nothing about American table etiquette ( Read more... )

today was tiring. stayed at school until 7:40 pm ish. ate like a pig. went home and tried to take out my right eye's contact but touched eyeball oogabooga goo instead........ the contact had fallen out in the morning and i hadn't noticed for the entire day! no wonder my head was kind of bothering me and i was out of it. and it's only 8 pm but ( Read more... )

So I went to visit Brown for the first time yesterday. drive there was 4 hours, stayed there for 4 hours, and drove back for 4 hours.

i've seen the campus before in photographs and on Family Guy and I guess those were pretty accurate depictions because I was not surprised by what the campus turned out to be like.

Things that stuck out in my mind ( Read more... )

so today I was supposed to take the road test to get my driver's license. but the insurance card had expired. so DENIED before I even began. ohasdkqebjfoqebfowuefbowefwfuoelg ( Read more... )

( time waster: 2005 survey from Sharon )

So at 6:30 I had a grueling workout (well, by my low standards) and burned off 200 calories. I think I overexerted myself because I stood in front of the bathroom sink splashing my face with cold water that to my dismay would not get the drums out of my head. Pound pound pound so I sat down pound pound pound "Gee maybe that was too intense" pound ( Read more... )

Popette is inside joke... but it's Popette like Female Pope. Here's my parody of "The Pope's Penis" by Sharon Olds...

The Popette's BreastIt lies under her robes, a drooping ( Read more... )

So there was a gas leak, an evacuation, a car crash, and pot at school today. Also, I skipped to go holiday shopping. Will wonders never cease..

BROWN UNIVERSITY CLASS OF 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ALL CAPITALS BECAUSE I'M HAPPY ( Read more... )