Pablo Picasso went through women like he went through paintbrushes, and his longtime companion, Dora Maar, was almost driven mad by his infidelity. One night, while cheating on Dora with his lover Françoise, he defended his many affairs with other women by saying, "There's nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that ( Read more... )

i am bored and lonely.

but this is nice:

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I find that I shop too much when I am home too much.
I've probably ordered over $500 worth of crap in the last couple weeks...
Including flowers for 3 different people on Valentine's Day...

I need a date.

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Me: i hate you
Me: esp your penis
Will: Don't hate me. Hate the penis. It calls the shots.
Me: i would JUST like to say... i had it first.
Will: You taught me everything I know.
Me: <-- taught you what you know?
Me: YES
Me: JINX
Me: PWNED

too funny.
we posted that at the same time.  so pwned.

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Japanese Language Horror Musical Comedy
Yes.  Slasher horror film.  Comedy.  Musical Numbers (not unlike the Sound of Music + pop videos).  Dancing.

I'm in heaven!

And it was all from the movies I rated... Netflix starts to learn your tastes and suggests things you would normally never find....
score!

So I'm still in love - what else do I ever post about?

It's slightly different.  Very... easy.  That's the best way to explain it - too, too damn easy.  Which is beautiful.  The kind of love that sneaks up on you and takes you over despite yourself... I have truly missed that kind of youthful love - and I'm glad I'm at least a little older to know ( Read more... )

Stephen Jenkins: "I was in an argument with an ex-girlfriend and I said something about, like, a 'truest love' and she said 'You're mistaken, my first truest love was with multiple, adjustable... shower head.'  I'm gonna sing this damn song, right now.  'Why Can't You Be ( Read more... )

i did a bads.

i fell in love with his friend.

in the most casual, comfortable, easy way possible.

while still a bads,
it feels nice.

*happy*

i was his silver lining, but now i'm gold.

I am cutting my hair when I get back from Hawaii - after Dec. 6th.

"Wait, Hawaii?" You might be asking...

I'm going to Hawaii from this Fri. until Dec. 6th.  I'm leaving my hair super-long until then, since that's pretty much the norm in HI, but after that... it's time for a change.

I'm going to donate it to Locks of Love.  Or possibly Beautiful ( Read more... )