ONE DIRECTION AND FRIENDS CRACK FIC FEST

[catchmelike]

Craving a Time Travel fic? Need a little body swapping in your life? How about fic where Liam Payne inexplicably turns into a labrador? Harry Styles wakes up a cupcake? Need fic where Taylor Swift turns into a guitar and Ed Sheeran must realize his feelings before she turns back

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[fiddleyoumust]

I want a fic where the rest of 1D think Harry has been turned into a banana, so they spend the entire day protecting it from being eaten only to find Harry's gone off w/ someone to do some random weird thing and forgotten to tell them. IF NO ONE WANTS TO WRITE THIS I MIGHT WRITE IT MYSELF.

[greedy_dancer]

I am 100% incapable of writing that but would absolutely read.

[zooeyglass]

I need drunk karaoke fic with nick and louis fighting over harry and singing "the boy is mine". like seriously, I need this more than air.

[greedy_dancer]

Always there for all the dopplegangers (and dopplecest :p). Pretty sure Xfactor!1D would be PRETTY SHOCKED to be suddenly dumped in the middle of 2014!1D's living rooms/rehearsal spaces/green rooms and have a LOT to say about their their everything, from the hair to the tattoos to the fashion.

[greedy_dancer]

Also! Fic where every wild tabloid/Tumblr story about the boys actually happens to them? Like, they're in the middle of their tour and Harry's not in his room in the morning and someone's phone rings and it's him, all "Hm, I woke up in bed with [older woman] and I have no idea where I am, can someone check the Sun's website and send a car?"

The next week Louis emerges from his bedroom more exhausted and disheveled than usual, and the others only need to take one look at the three different sets of teethmarks on his neck to go "Triplets again?" and prepare extra-strong tea that Louis accepts gratefully.

Then there's the time Niall wakes up surrounded by self-help books and only speaks in inspirational quotes for a whole day, and the couple hours Zayn turns into a stereotypical bad boy. And surely Liam's been the subject of rumors too!

... This is less of a prompt and more of a ficlet, isn't it. I might take a crack at it, maybe :p

[orehime]

1D turned into kittens!!! (or ducks)(or puppies)(or baby giraffes)(or ....) Paul having to wrangle them!

One member gets turned into a 5-year old! Don't care which, any one would be fantastic!

Nick/Harry swap bodies and there's a breakfast show this morning and a concert tonight.

Heh - maybe I'll come back later :DDDDDDD