I've been hypnotised by my icon

[catcom]

I was off sick yesterday. This was interesting enough to warrant a post. Why? Soon, my darlings, soon. First I shall do a quick update of what else is going on in Margaritaville, by which I of course mean Catherineville

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[kufi]

The really sick thing is realising that someone else has unashamedly tapped into that little reservoir of disgusting we all have, and smeared its gooey contents over the windows for all the see. Any attempt to jump on that muscosal bandwagon now would merely be an admission of cowardice, of not having the courage to reveal to all a habit which is actually not that bad and is probably possessed by 95% of the population.

Thus I will resort to a convincing but hypocritical "ew" and pretend I'm one of the five percent who doesn't actively try to hock a loogie in the shower every morning just so I can watch it slither down the drain like a gelatinous hellspawn on its way out to conquer the world.

Or maybe I'm just gross too.

[catcom]

Ha ha ha also I like to fart

[tattycat]

*falls over laughing* My sweetie and I decided we had finally hit real-couple-hood when, during a sinus infection, I haded him a Kleenex and said, "Hon, does that look like infection to you?" And he calmly examined it, said "Yes" and handed it back for me to throw away.

[catcom]

Love means never having to say, "Ew"?

[greenglowgrrl]

Damn I'm glad I didn't direct this potential badge client to your journal:
http://community.livejournal.com/brisneyland/766886.html?mode=reply

[catcom]

Damn, me too!

Thanks so much for that, she's already emailed me. You're neat!