http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/02/01/bird.brains.reut/index.html

...you limey bastard of a rat! If I had a shotgun, I'd blow your ass to Mars!

Note to self: Don't piss of Cbbro!

CRAP!

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These things just keep getting stranger...

Congratulations Moppety! WooMoo!!

Ok, people tell me I don't "look" my age, but this is ridiculous!

You Are 23 Years Old

23

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe ( Read more... )

I hate it when after taking the time and care to apply mascara, being careful that every lash is coated and in the proper place with the proper curl... you lean back to observe your masterpiece ... and when all looks perfect and you're filled with this overwhelming sense of satisfaction, you sneeze before it dries ( Read more... )