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[catfat]

Dialogue after my mom got back quite late from her date with her new gentleman friend:
Me: So does this mean you'll stop getting crushes on my guy friends?
Mother: What? I only have a crush on Bennett!
Me: What about Simon?
*eyes glaze over* Mom: Oh yeah... Simon..

Guess that's a "no".

Comments

[interea]

haha!

[frontporchmafia]

oh, that's just adorable!

[catfat]

Bah, I wasn't serious. She's never voiced any interest in Suire or Andy (Bennett's Andy).
And the other night she said you look attractive when you're smiling and asked if you'd lost weight.

[andrewp]

I want to meet your mom now.

[catfat]

You're not seducing my mom!