the following penis sizes were calculated on the train from changi airport to MEXICO ( Read more... )

"TH1S 1S MY W0RK. ANY C0MM3NT5??"


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dear professor freud ( Read more... )

house is infested with mosquitoes, really fat, sluggish ones that explode with loads of blood,im now a mosquito killing machine. we are now fumigating every room on the 2nd level though,thank god for odourless pesticide ( Read more... )

as hannah& i have repeatedly nattered on about, the conclusion is that, some of us are by default incredibly hungry for male attention and therefore are in crazy 1-sided love all the time.i go for ages blinkered oblivious, till something tiny and bright is revealed & i seriously experience a good hammering on the head for not ever noticing. it ( Read more... )

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just woke the bloody hell up & realised the bathroom is flooded with insecticide, so i have a valid excuse to get on here and listen to "everyday is like sunday" on repeat ( Read more... )

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10 degree drop, a golden back and a kiss, breakfast cereal, any cat, nights,
kitchen music, more warm light, something to say to each other again