just venting

[catherinef]

an open letter to the a-hole that lives below me.

dear sir,

i wanted to take the time out of my day to thank you personally for calling the management company of our building to complain about the noise happening above you. i find this remarkable because you called not once, but according to the manager we spoke to on the phone, many many times.

Comments

[mhaithaca]

Nicely said. Too bad you aren't playing loud music. It'd muffle the creaking of the floorboards. :-)

[catherinef]

im thinking if he complains again ill slide this under his door. its not enough to get me arrested for harassment, right?

[mhaithaca]

I was thinking of suggesting you should go ahead and slide it under his door now. His expectations are completely unreasonable. The landlord could help the situation by adding carpets or something, though in the meantime they need to tell him that the nature of the building is that he's going to hear people just living their normal lives. That way he won't grow to hate you and snap or something fun like that!

[pr0no]

my <3 you.

the lawrence welk reference was special.
good letter a+++ would read again.

as a sidenote if you choose to have zach anywhere in your childs name, you will be receiving many many custom t-shirts for the duration of its first 18 years bearing various witty uses of z's and acharys in lots of colorful configurations. food for thought.

[catherinef]

i read this aloud to joe, who is seriously considering your offer for free teeshirts.

coming home nov 13th for a couple days....miss you...

[rxrfrx]

That's weird, you should've just told him this in person, since he lives downstairs.

[catherinef]

the jury is still out on the potential outcome for realitive success in a fact-to-face confrontation.

meaning: ill end up screamcrying in a corner.

[seltix]

i'm actually quite disappointed that you have neither installed monkey bars across your ceilings, nor learned to levitate. really - the least you could do to accommodate this poor guy. i mean, all he's got is his relationship with his upstairs neighbors, obviously, and you seem to be refusing to foster this appropriately (and by "appropriately" of course i mean by including him in your real life instead of the one he's imagining you're having with him

[catherinef]

lol.

hows things, dear?

[mrama]

Mr. Heckles moved in below you? Bummer. Wait, I thought he died? Here's hoping he kicks it again.

semi obscure pop culture reference not lost on me!

[catherinef]

the good news is there hasnt been any broom handle ceiling banging as of yet, i think if there was i'd walk down and kill him personally.