Assasinating the cranberry juice...good times.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SQUARE MAN AND DR. SEUSS!
Okay mans, I was totally thinking on the drive over to long beach about all these weird thinger majigers, mhm, and I remembered alot of things. some funny, some happy, some really really sad. They're under the cut. it's sort of long but it'll probably make you smile if you're one of them.
Like in fifth grade when me and Jenna and David and like 2 other chicks who I don't remember did this really retarted skit about a killer squirrel. It was really retarted but funny in a cute stupid fifth grade way...But that led me to remember the candy corn contest in like second grade or whatever. Me and Jenna both guessed the same number which was exactly right, so we split it. I remember how my cousin Joe ate all of that Candy corn even though it was all stale and gross which is how candy corn tastes in the first place. That reminded me of something about his sister that I really don't want to say on here....and that reminded me of everything that happened this summer, which I'm not going to bore everyone with plus I don't want well really anyone knowing.... But that reminded me of Alysha and the Irish mafia and that creepy vampire chick that asked me out....ew. but the Irish mafia oh that was sooo lovely. I ♥ you guys. and that reminded me of Amanda and Lindsay and the time me and Lindsay saw Boogyman and completely ruined the movie for er...everyone. Then I remembered when me and Anna and Christa went to see Daddy Day Care where we sat on the stairs because despite the awful-ness of the movie, it was too crowded for us to sit together. and they had me make a paper airplane out of a dots box and I threw it straight down but it curved and hit the annoying lady in the hair and she got really mad and made an angry face which made us all cringe. That reminded me of earlier that year when me and Christa became friends again (thank god darling I don't know what I'd do without youuuuu) And we went to the movies with Samantha Devito and Christa and Anna and saw Peter Pan and the walk there and everything and the block party and the breakfast and then we were talking about the breakfast club...that was exellent. Remembering that reminded me of Fat Pipe (booooooo) when Lauren and Christine bought cereal from stop and shop and sold it for like 5 dollars a bowl or something and then me and Kate made a sign that said "Cereal Bitch!" and then me and Kate decided to be innovative and went to stop and shop and bought chocolate chip waffles and vanilla syrup and that reminded me of everything that happened at fat pipe the night I brought it all there and we put the vanilla syrup in a gatorade bottle and sold it to mike ciliberti, because Brandon tried to drink it and that reminded me of the time that Kate came over with chineese food and drank duck sauce under my desk and me and Justin and Kate went outside and we watched Allison and MJ play Badmitton and my mom kept giving us food for some reason it was kinda sorta ridiculous but it was so fantastic and yeah my mom's making me get off HER computer now because my dad won't fix mine....so yeah, you're probably bored anyway. Someone...anyone...CALLLLLLLL I'm bored out of my mind.
Okay mans, I was totally thinking on the drive over to long beach about all these weird thinger majigers, mhm, and I remembered alot of things. some funny, some happy, some really really sad. They're under the cut. it's sort of long but it'll probably make you smile if you're one of them.
Like in fifth grade when me and Jenna and David and like 2 other chicks who I don't remember did this really retarted skit about a killer squirrel. It was really retarted but funny in a cute stupid fifth grade way...But that led me to remember the candy corn contest in like second grade or whatever. Me and Jenna both guessed the same number which was exactly right, so we split it. I remember how my cousin Joe ate all of that Candy corn even though it was all stale and gross which is how candy corn tastes in the first place. That reminded me of something about his sister that I really don't want to say on here....and that reminded me of everything that happened this summer, which I'm not going to bore everyone with plus I don't want well really anyone knowing.... But that reminded me of Alysha and the Irish mafia and that creepy vampire chick that asked me out....ew. but the Irish mafia oh that was sooo lovely. I ♥ you guys. and that reminded me of Amanda and Lindsay and the time me and Lindsay saw Boogyman and completely ruined the movie for er...everyone. Then I remembered when me and Anna and Christa went to see Daddy Day Care where we sat on the stairs because despite the awful-ness of the movie, it was too crowded for us to sit together. and they had me make a paper airplane out of a dots box and I threw it straight down but it curved and hit the annoying lady in the hair and she got really mad and made an angry face which made us all cringe. That reminded me of earlier that year when me and Christa became friends again (thank god darling I don't know what I'd do without youuuuu) And we went to the movies with Samantha Devito and Christa and Anna and saw Peter Pan and the walk there and everything and the block party and the breakfast and then we were talking about the breakfast club...that was exellent. Remembering that reminded me of Fat Pipe (booooooo) when Lauren and Christine bought cereal from stop and shop and sold it for like 5 dollars a bowl or something and then me and Kate made a sign that said "Cereal Bitch!" and then me and Kate decided to be innovative and went to stop and shop and bought chocolate chip waffles and vanilla syrup and that reminded me of everything that happened at fat pipe the night I brought it all there and we put the vanilla syrup in a gatorade bottle and sold it to mike ciliberti, because Brandon tried to drink it and that reminded me of the time that Kate came over with chineese food and drank duck sauce under my desk and me and Justin and Kate went outside and we watched Allison and MJ play Badmitton and my mom kept giving us food for some reason it was kinda sorta ridiculous but it was so fantastic and yeah my mom's making me get off HER computer now because my dad won't fix mine....so yeah, you're probably bored anyway. Someone...anyone...CALLLLLLLL I'm bored out of my mind.