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Memo from Babyface Catilinarian

Jan 24, 2011 15:02

The twenty best Mafia nicknames of all time!

I suppose the guy nicknamed "Firehawk" ranks as the coolest (he's ALSO known as Nighthawk, which was my nickname when my brother and I played Thieves' and Assassins' Guild - yes, we were fucked-up children. But I feel somehow vindicated now). But my personal favourites have got to be Tony Bagels and ( Read more... )

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gaudynight78 January 24 2011, 15:58:18 UTC

Reading that list is making me crave Italian food.

catilinarian January 24 2011, 22:12:21 UTC

Really? It made me crave bagels.

The Ant morayj January 25 2011, 22:53:51 UTC

I remember there was a mafia guy something "The Ant" somebody. The only bit that sticks out is the nickname. I thought, 'that's a bit rubbish' (I may even have said it out loud - that's how surprised I was).

Well, it seems ants kill their prey by crushing heads. Turns out that's what this chap did, with his bare hands.

Rather pleased I didn't bump into him and tell him my thoughts on his moniker...

So it's quite clear that Vinny flays you to death with a harsh scrubbing device and Tony pushes a bagel down over your head so that it throttles you. And Tony doesn't even like bagels!

Re: The Ant catilinarian January 28 2011, 16:37:12 UTC

You have no idea how hard I LOLed at the line, "And Tony doesn't even like bagels!" That said, I think Tony's going to make an appearance in my nightmares this week. Kind of sorry I bought that bag of bagels now...