So Full Of Fail, Where Do You Even Start?

[catness]

What I posted:

Olive oil, almond oil, night time hair salad.
Trying to tame the ratchetness of this dread factory.

What he commented:

But, your hair is really quite nice! Why would you want to plaster it down? It's one of your most distinctive and sexiest features.

What she replied:

No plastering it down, just making it softer and less

Comments

[aroraborealis]

My fist, allow me to introduce you to it. I find it is most alluring and striking when pummeling blowhards.

[catness]

The worst thing? This guy isn't even a jerkface blowhard. He's just AN AVERAGE DUDE* ON AN AVERAGE DAY, not even realizing what he's doing. Unaware that there is dickery afoot, because he thinks he's just being an admirer of women.

* And by average dude, I mean "white upper middle class North American male probably in his 50s".

[also_huey]

Exchange in the bar just now:

1: Wow, your hair looks really luxurious and sensual. Did you- ...wash it?
2: eeeeYup. Once a week, whether it needs it or not.
1: Yeah, I suppose you're dating, there's all sorts of stuff like that.
2: Yup. Figured I'd better change my pants once in a while too.
1: Yeah. And it turns out that underwear is not optional! Who knew?
2: Women. Whaddya gonna do?
1: WHATEVER THEY FUCKING SAY, THAT'S WHAT.

Guess which one of these people is Adam the fabulous gay hipster twentysomething bartender, and which one is me.

[catness]

*lol*

[also_huey]

When I take people to this restaurant, I always introduce Adam the same way: "This is Adam the bartender. Do not fall in love with him. I tell everyone that, and yet, no one ever fucking listens to me."

Love the thought process!

[pitufina]

Good grief. Men love to comment on their preferences on how women should look. Along these lines: http://jezebel.com/5936323/listen-up-ladies-heres-everything-real-men-think-is-wrong-with-you

[mizarchivist]

siiiiiigh.

[lanome]

Oh good grief.