The end of your world is very important to us (1/1, no CoE spoilers)
Typical, isn't it? The Earth's about to go belly-up again, you ring the Doctor and you get a voicemail message:
....Congratulations, that's more than most of my people have ever managed to do. Unfortunately I'm not available to take your call right now. If that means it's too late to save your civilisation, I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. I know it's all my fault and I promise to stand in the rain looking miserable about it.
If your planet or species is in immediate peril, please press 1.
If you are a megalomaniac dictator planning to take over the universe i'll get back to you after I've finished this really rather nice cup of tea.
If you are enquiring about future companion opportunities please call back after Stephen Moffatt has rebooted the show.
If you're waiting outside the stage door in Stratford on Avon try coming back last year.
If you're one of my people, it wasn't me. I knew nothing about it. Honest, cross my hearts and hope to regenerate.
If you're calling to enquire about a sentence I didn't finish, or you were born in blood, war and fire, please hold while I transfer you to another universe
And if your name is Jack Harkness, I think it's time you came and collected your pterodactyl. I'm almost out of chocolate and that's a real emergency
Your call will be answered as soon as possible. The end of your world is very important to us.
....Congratulations, that's more than most of my people have ever managed to do. Unfortunately I'm not available to take your call right now. If that means it's too late to save your civilisation, I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. I know it's all my fault and I promise to stand in the rain looking miserable about it.
If your planet or species is in immediate peril, please press 1.
If you are a megalomaniac dictator planning to take over the universe i'll get back to you after I've finished this really rather nice cup of tea.
If you are enquiring about future companion opportunities please call back after Stephen Moffatt has rebooted the show.
If you're waiting outside the stage door in Stratford on Avon try coming back last year.
If you're one of my people, it wasn't me. I knew nothing about it. Honest, cross my hearts and hope to regenerate.
If you're calling to enquire about a sentence I didn't finish, or you were born in blood, war and fire, please hold while I transfer you to another universe
And if your name is Jack Harkness, I think it's time you came and collected your pterodactyl. I'm almost out of chocolate and that's a real emergency
Your call will be answered as soon as possible. The end of your world is very important to us.