Comments | catsucker: Orange!

catsucker

Orange!

Oct 13, 2004 08:42

I'm gonna find me another big orange cat, and then I'm gonna eat it!

Yumm!

Comments 7

conversion time! katnip_dreams October 14 2004, 11:20:34 UTC

**sneaks up on cord**

**yanks it**

**pulls out belt**

***puurrrrrr***

Re: conversion time! catsucker October 16 2004, 07:34:41 UTC

**Grabs tail with hose**

**attempts to eat cat, but fails because hose isn't quite large enough**

**sucks on tail contentedly while making evil cackling sounds**

Re: conversion time! katnip_dreams October 19 2004, 20:01:58 UTC

**turns and bites hose, ruining suction**

**sees fur missing from tail, gets pissed**

**pissed off Siamese yowl+20 pounds of angry undeclawed cat pounce**

**catsucker falls over, without belt is unable to get up**

**walks away, tattered tail swishing, pride semi-molified**

neko__ October 19 2004, 00:07:22 UTC

would u leik a mousie?

catsucker October 20 2004, 12:47:23 UTC

Is that your secret to staying so lean?

THeY look like they're just big enough to whet the appetite... but I imagine a dozen of them, one right after the other, would be quite a tasty snack. Not to mention, would make quite a satisfying sound going down... VROOMTHUMMPUMPSSHLUMPUMPUMPUMP.. heheh

pounceissexy October 19 2004, 04:17:56 UTC

What kind of evil is lurking at this LJ?

Also... pounceissexy October 19 2004, 04:18:30 UTC

This is one cat I would recommend eating:

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