A blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners. On the way out the door, the lady at the counter says "Come again." The blonde says "No, its toothpaste this time you nosey bitch."

Why can't I pay attention?

Why do I have balance troubles?

Why do I have to keep secrets?

Why do I have to have a cold?

I hope this finds you enjoying yourself and having a great day. Enjoy your birthday and eat lots of cake.

*love and hugs*

Hey Chickie. Happy birthday and well wishes. Hope you get everything you want. Have a fabulous day.

*love and hugs*

Two Nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome .

One leans over to the other and says, "I've never come this way before."

The other Nun whispers, "It's the cobblestones."

Happy Birthday, Baby. Hope it is fantastic and you have a wonderful day. Wish we were closer to celebrate with you in person.

*love and hugs*

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In honor of the mother of the octuplets, Denny's is offering a new
breakfast meal special: the "Octo-Slam". You get fourteen eggs, no sausage,
and the people next to you have to pay the bill.