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[caucasiansknow]

Here's another Mitch Hedberg quote. . .because he's a god

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see a "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

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[themaskofnorro]

AHAHAHAHAHAH THAT IS MAGNIFICANT

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[anonymous]

MEGHAN!!!!! im so glad i have been touched w/ that piece of knowledge (yeah right) but there are more important things at hand!!! i cant think of any important things right now but didnt that souund awesomely dramatic!!! THEODORE LOGAN DO YOU READ ME?!?!!? teehee
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[daaesings]

You haven't added me as a FRIIIEEEEND... I feel so unloved ....

[daaesings]

P.S. tis Carlito...

[caucasiansknow]

Sorry Carlito!!!!
Consider yourself added!!