Yesterday was the first day of the feis. Our teams were bad, like super bad. We got like a 9th, 3rd, and a 4th. It was a disgrace to the Cleary name. Our fourhand didn't even place, probaby because we didn't have the "real team" that wins every compition. WE MISS YOU SHAYLA!!! There was a surprise visit, by Henny, I blame Caitlin.
Here's another Mitch Hedberg quote. . .because he's a god
An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see a "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."