i realize how amazingly shallow this will sound

[caufield]

But there is a reason some jeans cost 150$. I came to this conclusion today while slipping on my new Diesel Fanker jeans (I got my ebay cut, though, fuck 150$ for a pair of jeans). Especially with no underwear. I wanna fuck myself right now

Comments

[muriel]

Oh man I wish you were a woman so that you could know how it feels to wear a super-tight pair of jeans with high heels and a tit top.

[caufield]

&
no panties, no bra. heh.