Survey...
Go to the music player of your choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and press play. Use the song titles as your answers. NO CHEATING!!!
How does the world see me?
Song: Cabaret
Artist: Forbidden Broadway
Comments: Viewed as gay, i guess, but not.
Will I have a Happy Life?
Song: Tribal Dance
Artist: Jock Jams
Comments: if i do a tribal dance?
What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Gone
Artist: Kelly Clarkson
Comments: "You're wrong if you think you can walk right through my door. That is just so you Coming back when I've finally moved on. I'm already gone"
Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Not Coming Home
Artist: Maroon 5
Comments: if they do, too bad, im not coming home to them
How can I make myself happy?
Song: Beauty and the Beast
Artist: Beauty and the Beast
Comments: find my beauty since I'm the beast. Done.
What should I do with my life?
Song: What's Your Fantasy
Artist: some ghetto artist from a mix CD
Comments: I should lick someone from head to toe? no thanks. That's gross.
Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: Jumpin' Jumpin'
Artist: Destiny's Child (again, mix CD)
Comments: because of people cheating? I don't like this game anymore
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada
Artist: Avenue Q
Comments: (OMFG)"I can't wait to eat her pussy again" ahahaha, not for real, but how ironic?
Will I ever have children?
Song: The Next 10 Minutes
Artist: Last 5 Years
Comments: omg...so, in the next 10 minutes I guess? Interesting...
Will I die happy?
Song: Another Day
Artist: Rent
Comments: "Another Time,
Another Place
Another Rhyme,
A Warm Embrace
Another Dance,
Another Way
Another Chance,
Another Day"
So it's not soon...good.
What is some good advice for me?
Song: Harder to Breathe
Artist: Maroon 5
Comments: Never give up on love, no matter how hard it gets
What is happiness?
Song: Still Hurting
Artist: Last 5 Years
Comments: Happiness is pain. Another Catch-22.
What is my favorite fetish?
Song: So Fresh, So Clean
Artist: why do I have ghetto music on my computer?? this needs to change
Comments: my fetish is being clean. okay. sure? not really a fetish, but whatever. I like being clean.
How will i be remembered?
Song: School For Monsters
Artist: Avenue Q
Comments: I will be remembered for funding...a...school? This whole survey was pretty dumb.