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Yeah so i havnt written in a really long time because i have been grounded for like ever....and i still am...but my mom and sis had to do a bunch of college shit so i came to the library with them so thats how im online...i guess i have a lot to write about like my trip and all this shit that has been happening lately. Yeah so my trip was fun...i went with my mom my dad my sister my friend evan and his sister and my friend Meg....we went to this part of mexico that was like and hour away from Cancun and right on the coast....it was beautiful, when my computer stops being retarded...i will put pics of it on. Any ways a lot of funny stuff happened there...like me my sis and meg were swimming and there were these big rocks out a little way so we swam out to them.....but then we found out that they werent really rocks....they were like bags of cement,painted to look like rocks..and they had a lot of slimy shit on them...those crazy mexicans, trying to fool us. Then we were all standing on the rock, and this wave came and completely sent us all flying off....its was hilariouse...but i guess you had to be there...Any ways there were these bracelet thingys that everyone gets when you arrive at the resort...if your over 18 then you get a purple one and if your not you get a white one...so my mom told them that i was 18 so i could i could go dancing with my sis and meg at the clubs...yeah well the purple bracelets also mean that you can drink...hahahha...i dont think my mom knew that at the time...but mexicans are obsessed with tequilla....and they force you to do shots of it...its funny because at dinner they just come around with a bottle of it and pretty much just try to get people as wasted as possible.Oh and yeah at the resort..all alcohol is FREE....yah it was a good time...haha
Anyways so we were at the club...it was pretty fun and there was a shit load of techno...the downside is a bunch of skeevy guys trying to dance with you...haha i got sandwiched by two drunk mexicans...not a fun time haha. Oh an also some like 40 yr old dj tryed to dance with me but my sis saved me by telling them that we were gonna go get drinks...coke and rum is delicious.
Haha moral of the week...dont try to play a joke on the minibar guy when he cant speak any english and you have no way of explaining what the hell you were doing...me my sis and meg were sitting in our room when the minibar restocker came in. So he came in and fill the minibar with soda...but then he went back outside to go get more stuff...and meg was like "hey lets play a joke on him"...Me and my sis-"YEAH!"...Meg-"okay lets take everything out of the fridge and hide it and see what he does!"....Me and my sis-"okay"...haha so the minibar guys comes back in and goes to put more stuff in the fridge and it was empty...so me my sis and meg all start cracking up...and he is so confused because he dosnt get it AT ALL...becasue he cant speak any english...so he was pointing at the fridge and trying to ask us if we want more..and were just like no, no its under the bed we were playing a trick on you...yeah he still didnt get it so we took the soda out from under the bed and he just shrugged and started laughing...but he still didnt get it and was mando confuzed....so we just gave him a dollar....Wow....we are RETARDED!....I mean who try's to trick the minibar guy????
Yeah so to sum things up it was a fun time,dancing to techno,getting kinda wasted,beaching it,falling off fake rocks, shots of tequilla with the fam, and trying to trick the minibar guy.I love mexico :-)
Thats it for now i might write more later....
<3-Maya