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[caughtthebullet]

Truly? Weather appropriate or not, Christian Dior is never free. I'll keep these aside until I'm made aware of my mysterious benefactor. Look but don't touch.

Comments

[prefers_chess]

Boots like those are only appropriate if you intend to spend the day leaping tall buildings in a single bound.

[caughtthebullet]

Are you comparing them to the footwear of a masked vigilante?

[prefers_chess]

Hardly. Superman doesn't wear a mask.

I am, however, comparing them to that of a costumed vigilante, which is arguably close enough to warrant awarding you at least partial credit.

[caughtthebullet]

Well I would hope I know what I'm talking about when it comes to costumed vigilantes.

[perspectiveguy]

Really, really don't touch. Those shoes are dangerous.

[caughtthebullet]

I have no plans to do such a thing.

[perspectiveguy]

I am glad you're anti red shoe diaries.

[caughtthebullet]

I'm not anti-red shoes, I'd simply prefer to know the identity of my gift giver first.

[fatespoken]

Your mysterious benefactor must have confused you with an Adrianne.

[caughtthebullet]

They're perfectly suitable for menswear.

[fatespoken]

Depends on what you mean by menswear.

[caughtthebullet]

Tell me what you mean.

[worksmart]

Why is everybody so hung up on shoes?

[caughtthebullet]

Have you found no redeeming value in them? Are you barefoot as we speak, doctor?

[worksmart]

I wear shoes. I expect them to be a barrier between my feet and the ground. I'd just like to know what other people expect them to do to warrant all the fuss.

[adamantined]

You could always put them on display.

[caughtthebullet]

That would be teasing.

[adamantined]

Telling people to look and not touch is already teasing.

[caughtthebullet]

It was a warning.