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Feb 07, 2005 19:28

You have just entered room "Chat 30068124450638377886." Gibby has entered the room. Gibby: awww bruh we're chatting Filmer: i'm bringging jenny Filmer: rofl Gibby: wanna cyber? Jenny has entered the room. Filmer: Sweeet! Filmer: wanna cyber? Gibby: lets threesomeber Jenny: haha Jenny: look at us Filmer: fuck i gotta turn off these sounds Jenny: all elite and shit. Filmer: we'll see you this weekend Jenny: hey join jade. Gibby: maybe Filmer: aim is noob lol Jenny: yes Jenny: better Filmer: she has to turn off her away msg Gibby: i won't see you because ijustdiedbygoats Jenny: shes there Filmer: she hasn't responded to me Jenny: oh maybe she left Gibby: she's there i'm talking it up with her Filmer: tell her to take off her away message Gibby: brooklyn is sitting in her lap spying on our convo Gibby: i did Jenny: ahhaha me too Jade has entered the room. Filmer: i'm not cool enough yet Jade: schwhat? Filmer: jigga what? Gibby: yeah dude, jade dum is selective on the chat rooms she joins Jenny: schwifty five. Gibby: HAHAHAHA whoops Filmer: ROFL! Filmer: pooned Jade: hahahahaha Gibby: hahahahahahahahahahaha Jenny: silence. Jade: HAHAHAH k not Jenny: ladofgihaehrgheq Jade: hahahahaaasd Filmer: we're all in a chat r00m like teenies Gibby: my heart hurts Gibby: i'll be that guy Filmer: you 2 girls Gibby: int he room that says random things Filmer: have to type in girly flirt style Jade: (lapdance) Gibby: HAAHAHAH Gibby: i coughed Jade: JENNY Filmer: like i like pUnk rAwk Jenny: not mee Jenny: oh rise against played last night. Jade: you guys zacharyXcore? Filmer: i lOve to sUrf and sk8 Filmer: rise against is on mtv top 20 Filmer: boooo Jenny: hahah Gibby: i can ollie a 30 stair set Filmer: we give it alllllll Filmer: ROFL! Gibby: i have it on vid Jenny: the ollie Gibby: ahahahahaha rise against Jade: ollie ollie oxenfree Gibby: i'm wearing their shirt Filmer: this one dude said switch fakie Filmer: i'm like wtf Gibby: from their first tour Filmer: if it were switch it can't be fakie Gibby: switch fakie? Filmer: it'd be nollie? Gibby: hahahaha NOLLIE Filmer: yah dude , he was 24 Filmer: and on my space Filmer: his photo caption was switch fakie frontside flip Gibby: omg bruh have you heard this band called jewdriver? Jenny: hahha Jade: BLAH BLAH BLAH SK8 Jenny: bruh Gibby: AWESOME Jade: this is why you two have a separate im window Filmer: i heard it son Filmer: boogie scared the cat Gibby: hHAHahaha ALL HAIL THE JEW DAWn Gibby: omg i lawled Gibby: omg omg omg Gibby: sssssoooon Filmer: boogie scared that pussy cat Gibby: hal;khahahaha Jenny: haha. Jade: this chat room needs boobs Filmer: hey jade and jenny Jenny: hhaa Gibby: show your boobs Filmer: we ate all amerikuhn bbq Filmer: and watched superbowl sunday Gibby: dude i ate ribs like a beast Jenny: its the holy day. Jenny: gawdd Jenny: gross Filmer: but we were an acceptance b/c there were tortillas Filmer: lols Gibby: and drank like a fuckhead Filmer: that's not too republican Gibby: hahahaha Jade: football bruh. Jenny: i love chips and salsa Filmer: republicans don't like the border Gibby: hahahahhahahhhahhaha Gibby: yeah they do Jade: hahahahahaha Jenny: maybe i should hire a mexican made. Gibby: they wanna tax immigrants now Gibby: seriously Jenny: taht would solidify Filmer: those faggits Jenny: my american roots. Gibby: they wanna fucking tax them wetbacks Filmer: ahdhahahahah Jade: i liked it when we were talking about food. Jenny: people sux Filmer: brown skins Gibby: NIGGER Filmer: oh sorry jade Jade: STOP Filmer: that's not funny Gibby Jenny: hey Filmer: rofl Gibby: brown skins hahahahaha Jenny: oh out of context kinda. Gibby: brown skins and pink boy shorts Gibby: yum Jenny: filmer do you know tagolog Filmer: yah Gibby: ham booties Jenny: im learning Filmer: bad words Filmer: bo tete Filmer: big penis Jenny: haha. Gibby: wts Filmer: bo teh teh Jenny: im teaching my coworkers how to speak bumpkin Filmer: i like how americans say Jenny: they like Yall got 5 cc Jenny: haah Filmer: do you know tag-a log Jade: hahaha Gibby: theres a porn thing called handjob hunnies Filmer: like there's a floating log to be tagged with grafitti Jenny: oh yea. my hand has pretty good rhythym Jenny: its experienced Filmer: i'm more into lip rhythm Gibby: dom is lucky Jenny: for a chicken. Gibby: you been jackin all the dudes? Jenny: ahahha Gibby: hahahaha Gibby: lip rythym Jade: hahahaha Filmer: chicken hand instead of chicken head Gibby: HAHAHAHa Jenny: hahha. Jade: hahhaaha Jenny: got it Jenny: score Filmer: gurrr you be dat chicken claw Jenny: i want a bear claw Jenny: jade Filmer: cock fighting Jenny: haha Jade: hahahah bear claw Filmer: you got that bear claw up teh ass? Jenny: food food foode. Jenny: the claw. Jade: yeah food Jenny: im for it Filmer: this is great i want to laugh all night on teh internets with you guys Gibby: what the crap is going on Gibby: i hate chat rooms Jenny: haha. Filmer: and get p4id Gibby: i'm too add Jenny: you cant leave Jade: reading your names before sentences is hard. Jade: i'm too add for that Filmer: rofl Jade: my eyes are buggin out Gibby: yeah theres that Gibby: and i'm all trying to look at pron Gibby: and shit Filmer: still? Jenny: we can't all be a diff color. Gibby: always Jenny: hahha. Filmer: vanilla sex Jenny: i was watching tv the other day. Jade: nutella pron Gibby: i reading axis of oil right now too Gibby: fuck gnutella Jenny: and this guy had a ironing fetish Jenny: wtf Gibby: poisoned nigga Filmer: wtf? Jade: wtf Jenny: i guess it could be hot. Filmer: he got teh horny off ironing? Filmer: that burns Gibby: dude i like iron women Jenny: like watching chicks iron nakey Jade: rub his wiener on the hot iron? Filmer: oh ok Gibby: omg i just got hot Filmer: that's vintage style Jenny: just tap Jade: ohhh Jenny: no rub Jade: that's nice. Filmer: like a pin up girl ironing Jenny: like slapping meat Jade: i'm gonna pick up ironing. Filmer: bend her over teh flimsy iron table Gibby: hahahaha Jade: hahahaah Jenny: take a webcam please Filmer: fux her and bust a nut until the table colapses Gibby: ok penthouse letter Jenny: oh. Jade: okay graphix Gibby: put a stripe on that bitches back Filmer: and then you both get burned Filmer: lay a stripe down on her back Filmer: im spent Gibby: hahahaha Jenny: ha Jade: hahahah Jenny: that was refreshing Jade: i'm pleased. Jenny: leave it to sex to bring us together. Gibby: jenny did you see that bloodninja stuff? Jenny: quoi Filmer: what day can we eat japanese food jenny Jenny: no Filmer: let me see what weekend day i'm working Jenny: oh yes. Gibby: filmer send her the linkage Jenny: fucking ichiban to own Jenny: anyday Jade: everyone JUST CHILL OUT Jenny: hahhaa Jenny: we all just stopped Gibby: http://www.sreality.org/bloodcyber.html Jade: we're allowed one sentence per minute. Gibby: there it be Jenny: jade laying down the law Gibby: hahahaha Jade: Gibby you're out Gibby: shut up Filmer: OMG i just busted a nut Jenny: hitler Gibby: go hang out with pompei Filmer: i'm off this whole weekend Jade: they call me G O D Gibby: i call you dumb Jade: pompei tittes Filmer: jade doesn't respond to my bon3rs Gibby: hahaha Filmer: maybe i have to pop 16 Jade: your boners are never when i'm near. Gibby: she responed to my wang weiner Jenny: hahahaha. the pizza Jenny: think its dome Filmer: ROFL! Jenny: nah. there no donut stunt Filmer: jb pooned 630 kids friday Gibby: ken griffery jr YEEAAAHAAHH Jenny: i heards Filmer: like a real show Gibby: 650 whodie Gibby: at least probably more like 700 Jade: 900 fuckers Filmer: there were sluts tapping dome's shoulder pads Gibby: 7000080we98r Filmer: giving him thumbs up Jade: INFINITY Gibby: hahahaha Jenny: what a bon3r. Gibby: get me peanuts Jenny: you never sent me any shit like that Jenny: hahha. Filmer: girls handj0bbing his hawk spikes Gibby: peanust from the ball park Jade: there is too much sexual tension in this chat room. Jade: i feel violated. Filmer: stfu Filmer: jade just stfu Gibby: wanna wrestle stone cold Jade: hahahahh Filmer: and look at the chatroom number Filmer: it's too leet for you Gibby: hahahhaha Filmer: it's spawned from my random qualities Jade: ahahhaahhahahahah Jenny: haha. Filmer: you can't even read it all the way Jenny: god that was great Jade: that really was great Jenny: are any of you fuck going to biloxi. Filmer: when Jenny: ill ski hand job ya Jenny: on sat Filmer: ME Jenny: i think Filmer: b/c i'm free Gibby: i'm not going Gibby: because i hate biloxi Jenny: lila Filmer: what's there to do there Filmer: yah biloxi is repub Jenny: oh a legit reason. Jenny: hhaaa Filmer: i'm gonna pee on teh highway Gibby: hahahaha Gibby: fuck youre repub tax dollars Jenny: i will take a photo memoir. Gibby: privatize this road! Jenny: so we can gloat. Jenny: haha Filmer: just be warned it'd take like 15 minutes Filmer: b/c i'm too add to pee in pub Jenny: long pisser huh Gibby: hahaha that's not add Gibby: that's asian dick fright Jenny: ok break. Filmer: i pay attention to my surroundings not my inner flow Gibby: hahhahahaha Filmer: rofls Filmer: stfu Filmer: i'm not asian Jenny: im not 7ee9 enought whats add. Gibby: pacific islander whatevs Filmer: sorry jade we're capitalizing your type speed Jenny: ahahhhha Gibby: hahahaha Filmer: our fingers are raptors Filmer: yours are brontasauraus Jenny: she is our marieneette Gibby: velicor Jade: i can't keep up Jenny: she is a bront Filmer: yah what a herbavor Gibby: hahahHAHAHAHAHA Jenny: hahah Gibby: omfg Jade: HAHAHAHHA Jenny: you make em sound so lame Jade: fuck you guys Gibby: i'm about to piss myself Jenny: oh waht. Jenny: wait Jenny: haha Jenny: . Filmer: they are lame Jade: fucks all of yas Filmer: they were vegetarians before humans Jenny: they are big and goofy. Jenny: like giraffes Jade: they're goofy Jenny: i like them and me Jenny: hhaha Jenny: leaf eaters Gibby: what? Jade: & gosh darn it, people like me Gibby: no they dont Jade: brb, transferring rooms. Filmer: they like to eat you Jade: SHTUUP Gibby: you "suck at life" Jenny: i can see you hand snap swinging. Jade: hahaah Gibby: hahaha Filmer: my backpack's got jetts Gibby: i'm transferring rooms Gibby: how fucking ibook leet is that Jenny: jetpacks Jenny: take you to the Jenny: moooon Gibby: my shirt has the backpack on it Filmer: yah i wish i was portable computer leet Jenny: hahha Filmer: with an ip0d Gibby: i got that shit yo Gibby: what! Filmer: yah and jade too Jenny: they do photos now i hear Filmer: fuckers Gibby: wanna cyber? Jenny: haha Filmer: Gibby wanna cyber? Gibby: k but don't tell anybody Filmer: wanna go 2vs2? Gibby: hahahahaha Jenny: get me some peanuts and im in Gibby: hahahaha Filmer: who you got chicken talon? or bront Gibby: that's tuff Jenny: bront. Gibby: i can't choose Jenny: i like to agress Gibby: i like chicken Jenny: and hes lame Jenny: cluck. Jade: wtf. Gibby: hahahaha Jenny: hamananaahaha. Gibby: i'm lame? Gibby: too lame to cyber Gibby: i'm gonna go kill myself Gibby: brb Jenny: i cant live Jenny: if living is w/out you Jenny: hahah Jade: that song rulesyou. Jenny: 40 ib leg represent Jenny: ib Filmer: as you 2 try to hump eachother i turn on teh computer to go to google search hillary clinton up skirt cotton panties so i can bust a nut on teh pixels Jenny: lb Jenny: haha Jade: hahaha Jenny: hahha Jenny: just imaging Filmer: wtf Gibby Filmer: you missed my blood ninja Jenny: you in the ekg rooom. Jade: Gibby is rubbing one out Filmer: no we're in cyber Filmer: pret3nd Jenny: getting caught looking at repub porn Jenny: loosing face Jade: hahahaha Jenny: it coulb be the bush twins Jenny: they cute Jenny: right Gibby: i was p2ping Jenny: bet they freaky too Gibby: bush twins - hot Jenny: they all are Filmer: haha they freaky too Jade: they crazy lookin Jenny: closet hoes Gibby: and i wanna get them pregnant Filmer: the blonde looks like bush Gibby: yeah, the brunette Gibby: should get pregnant by me Jenny: haha Gibby: barbara Filmer: lay a stripe down her back Gibby: oooh barbara bush Jade: hello barbara! Gibby: HAHAHAHAHA Jenny: the sign of the apoclapse Filmer: i'd probably lay a zig zag down her back Jenny: haha Filmer: cause i'd be going out of control Gibby: hahahahahaha Filmer: OH you republican bitch Gibby: hahahahahah Gibby: stop it Jade: hahahaha Jenny: im lauging on the floor guys. Jenny: hahhaa Gibby: hahahah she rofled Jenny: and rolling Jenny: out loud. yes Filmer: you're roflmao Jenny: hahaha Gibby: falphy le mayo? Filmer: rolling on the floor laughing my ass off Jade: roflmfao Jenny: gah Jenny: deacon frost is cool. Filmer: read roflmfao, it so unds like korean Filmer: blade is for noobs Jenny: haha. Gibby: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis Jade: hahahaha Jenny: squash Jenny: i used my toothbrush as a vibrdator the other night Filmer: ROFl Jenny: didn't have any vegs. Jade: :OOOOOOO Gibby: omg Jade: andouille Jenny: haaha Gibby: that's soooo bout it Filmer: cell phone on vibrate Jenny: hahha Gibby: what! Jenny: not strong enough. Gibby: that's crunk as fuck Jade: i'm a virgin, wtf Gibby: jenny you're not crunk at all Gibby: unless you rub one out witha cell phone Jenny: poo Filmer: hahaha Filmer: my model vibrates hardcore Jenny: haha Gibby: and have silver teeth Filmer: i'll let you catch a sample later Filmer: in your palm Jenny: .or a cheese grater.. Gibby: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman Jenny: meowm. Filmer: rofl! Jade: WHOA WHOA WOA Jenny: haha. Jade: no no no Jade: no Filmer: my nipples are errect Jenny: desperation measures Gibby: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. Filmer: how did you do that? Jade: cheese grater = damage Filmer: Ewwwwww Filmer: wtf Jenny: nasty ground meat cat Filmer: that's british kinky shit Jenny: yum Jade: ewwwwww Jenny: hahah Gibby: pukes* Jenny: i win Gibby: british kinky shit!? HAHAHAHA Jenny: Gibbys out Jade: he's weak Jade: weakest link Filmer: i popped my inflatble boner on boogie's handshake attempt tonight and his talon POPPED IT Jenny: darwin is right, Gibby: jade stop trying to make yourself feel better for youre own insecurities ok? Jenny: haha Filmer: i need some tunes Gibby: that's right YOURE Filmer: i r going to asiamanrecords.com Gibby: dude, listen to the jam Jade: hahahaha Jade: i got nothin. Jade: you win Filmer: wtf yah i need my rnb Jade: at life. Gibby: i know Gibby: herb Jenny: hahh Jenny: lets invite someone Filmer: sure Filmer: invite anyone Jenny: and then desecrate them Gibby: is chance online Gibby: invite him Jenny: hahh Jade: gray hoodie bruh Filmer: haha i'll poon him Jenny: hahhaa Filmer: how come you got pooned? Gibby: hahahaha Gibby: HAIL MARRRRYYYY Filmer: FULL OF GRACE! Gibby: *listens to maybe i'll catch fire Jenny: burp Gibby: something warm to hold meeee Filmer: jenny bring me a snow ball in a glass jare the smell of legal hookers and cigarettes from vegas Gibby: lalalala Jade: plugged in & ready to fallllll Gibby: not yet Jenny: you and the hookers Filmer: i'm pro at singing along to that Gibby: FUCK Filmer: in teh car Gibby: no one's as good as me Filmer: i know Gibby: because it's gonna be my song at my nonexistant wedding Gibby: hahaha Gibby: how tuff Jade: hahahah Jenny: haha Gibby: at my wedding have a song about killing my ex Jade: wear makeup at your wedding. Jade: tuffer Gibby: hahahahaha Filmer: haha Jenny: hhaha Gibby: i can be like "yeah baby that time we broke up, i thought of when i played that song" Filmer: Gibby don't ever wear make up Filmer: you're to jihad johnny for that Jade: wear makeup Gibby: i wear make up on my balls Jenny: please Filmer: ROFL! Filmer: make up on my balls Filmer: GROSSS Gibby: hahaha i don't want them to look wrinkly and old Jade: mascara his pubes Jenny: paint them camo to support amerikuh Filmer: aahahahhah Jade: hahahahah Gibby: i botox my nuts Filmer: great one Filmer: paint them camo Gibby: hahahahaha Filmer: hahaha sicck Jenny: no wrinkles there. Filmer: that's a big lettuce! Gibby: hahahaha like a baby butt Jade: they're playing rap outside my window. Filmer: ned flanders had that big lettuce leaf Gibby: hahahahaha Jenny: the neighbors. Filmer: he was swolt too Jade: ah they shut the door. Gibby: she took him to the lake where he fell in love Filmer: toasters tomorrow Jade: no more Gibby: fuck yes son Jenny: i want to direct teh porn Gibby: i can't wait to see them again Filmer: i missed them Gibby: i'm gonna get drunkER this time Filmer: fuck yah Jenny: ahhaha Filmer: i'm gonna buy some long islands Filmer: maybe not Jade: boys are tuff Gibby: and spit on people them put fliers up about how i hate them Filmer: i dont have a ddriver Jenny: where they playing Gibby: chelseas Jenny: you should get way to crunk with the naturalists Filmer: dude i ate a mushroom burger there with double josh Jade: ate thurr yesterday. Filmer: and i had to take a dump Filmer: 5 min later Jenny: never ate there Gibby: hahahaha Filmer: it was good though Jenny: im to cool Gibby: never did either Jade: hahahah Gibby: i'm too poor Jenny: yes. Gibby: but not too poor for beer and diapers Jenny: we don't need your airpit burgers Jenny: arm Jenny: ok. Gibby: yeah i got it Jenny: im a facist Filmer: you'll be richer when lilla is potty trained Gibby: after much reasonign Gibby: hahaha Jenny: hah Filmer: b/c then you can buy amerikuh's choice tp Gibby: hahaha Jenny: hahahahaha Gibby: no Jade: sears mags. Jenny: HAHAHAHHAHA Filmer: that's hippy jade Filmer: go exit the side door now Jenny: see the caps. Filmer: plz Gibby: yeah Jenny: yea Jade: haahahahha Gibby: man i'm lagging dood Filmer: rofl how can you lag on aim chat Jenny: me too Gibby: this server is weak Jenny: i type and it takes a while Gibby: who the fuck is hosting this noobie shit Jenny: to show up Filmer: me Jenny: hahahha Gibby: i have a hax xbox Filmer: teh general hospital Jenny: noob Filmer: i r listening to chris murray on streaming quicktime Filmer: that's why Gibby: with a put it up your ass chip Jade: lj pr0n Jenny: i listen to r kelly in the tub Gibby: lj pron? Jade: http://www.livejournal.com/users/breezy4sheezy/159425.html Gibby: OMG JENNY Filmer: jade you're gonna be a pron blogger? Jenny: and ciphen my piss. Jenny: like shampoo Jenny: adrg Gibby: hahahahahahahahhahahaha Gibby: your 5 3333 eeeyyyyesss Gibby: sit down and wait and wonder Gibby: unsure blah blah blah Filmer: hahaha Filmer: i had that orange cd in my cd player Gibby: oh shit here comes radio Jenny: hahha Filmer: i only have that cd b/c i tried to order teh vinyl! Jade: turn it up, fool Gibby: brb gotta listen intently Jenny: jade that big black dick Jenny: where ever did you find. omg. Jade: i put that in my mouf. Filmer: and mimi from teh chinkees said we're out of stock since 98 Jenny: ahahah. Gibby: shaaakkkinn Filmer: i can't open that link up jade Gibby: wwwaakkin Gibby: drreeeammmin Filmer: you're making me feel confined Gibby: what link? Filmer: I'VE GOT A BIG FAT FUCKING BONE TO PICK WITH YOU MY DARLINGGGG Gibby: Jade: i'm tryin got eat Jenny: hahhaha Jade: INCASE YOU HAVENT HEARD I"M SICKKKKK Gibby: english major Jade: shutup, gayboy Filmer: i'm tired of trying Gibby: you guys are pre-empting it Filmer: i wish you! Jenny: sik bruh Gibby: just stop! Jade: WOULD TAKE MY RADIO TO BATHE WITH YOU Gibby: it helps you to rule out the sorrow Filmer: would take my toaster to bath with you Jade: pluRRRged in Gibby: it helps me to empty my mind Filmer: plugged in and ready to fall Gibby: hahahaha Filmer: jade what song was that i was singing to you Jenny: spark Filmer: and i said since i dont do drugs Gibby: leaving the COAL CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK Gibby: ...and orang and red Filmer: i replaced the words with videogames and jerking off Gibby: hahahaha Jenny: hahha Jade: i can't remember Jenny: classic Jade: but that was funny Filmer: fuck i think it was on the 2000 album Jade: your lyrics poon me, big filma Filmer: don't say my name like my mom does Jenny: .hhaa. Jenny: filma Gibby: hahaha Jade: filma Filmer: filmaaa take out teh garbage Filmer: mom i'm 2 feeet away Gibby: red eyes on orange horizons Jenny: oooohhh. Filmer: dont' yell Filmer: rofls Gibby: I"M SEEING RED Jenny: hes gonna break Gibby: hahahahahaha Jenny: haha. Filmer: fuck i got that cd Filmer: let me join teh party Gibby: pluggedd in and readdy to fall Jenny: this chat had been crazy man. Gibby: ahh sucha realese Filmer: actually i'm too lazy for that Gibby: post this chat on lj Filmer: who Jade: i don't caaaaaare who you've been sleeping with these days Gibby: because we're special Filmer: let jade do it Filmer: she's teh most popular Filmer: on lj Gibby: yeah she's posts a lot anyway Jenny: hahha. Jade: i'm the cheerleader Filmer: my last post was a convo anyway Filmer: i can't have 2 convo posts in a row Jenny: you need lj poms Jade: i don't wanna do efd anymore Gibby: o man it went from radio to "they saved hitlers cock" Filmer: she already did those splits Jenny: haaa. Jenny: we learning more everyday my dear Gibby: i discovered it last night Jenny: haha Filmer: in your wake by matt skibba solo Jenny: the moves Gibby: if hitlers cock could start to talk it would say to kill today Jade: cirque de soleil Filmer: it's pretty bout it too Jenny: .did you debate Gibby: hahahaha Jade: he tried Jenny: hahha Gibby: debate Jade: hahhahah Jenny: hahah Gibby: man i was so confused Jenny: its so slow Gibby: yeah it is Jenny: arg. Gibby: filmer stop pronning Filmer: are you lagging? Jenny: but we are saying the same things. Filmer: sorry i had to upload a tune Gibby: yeah like fuck Jade: flooding the internets Jade: & haahhahaha Gibby: upload a tune? wtf are you doing Jenny: you fuck Filmer: listening to tunes from asianmanrecords.com Gibby: illegal shit? Jenny: not into us anymore. Jenny: blah blah Filmer: on quicktime browser plugin Gibby: i'm gonna report you to the riaa Gibby: uploading shit Filmer: i have sex with the riaa daughters and mothers Gibby: to dlers Jenny: hater Filmer: what can they do Jenny: hahha Jenny: not suck you off Gibby: the can poon your balls Jade: hahha Jenny: haha Gibby: this lag is making try to type faster to compensate Filmer: i'm like noob, i fuxed your women while i played illegal tunes to romance them from soulseek Jenny: how do you save aiim convos Gibby: hahahahaha Jenny: never done it Gibby: we haven't figured that out Filmer: k i turned off my streaming Filmer: go to file up top Filmer: and hit save as Gibby: we try because the pics are integral to our shit Filmer: and it will save as html Jenny: back to actual time. Filmer: i want this moment to last forever guys! Filmer: cyberspace bliss! Gibby: omg totally Filmer: bff Gibby: :-* Jenny: hahah. Filmer: ub3r bondage Gibby: i'm listening to another victim Gibby: hahahahahaha Gibby: metalCOOOORRREEE Filmer: i can't listen to anything anymore b/c i lag my people Jade: i feel like the chatroom pet Filmer: aw i'm sorry jade Gibby: you are Gibby: because you can't really communicate Jenny: hahha. shes no gimp Filmer: who's turn is it next to take you home Gibby: but we love you anyway Jenny: haha Jade: ahhahah Filmer: we got a fresh bag of mulch Gibby: hahahahahaha Jade: whoa Jade: hahahahhahahaa Gibby: wts dood Jenny: hhahha. Filmer: wt f? Gibby: mulch? Filmer: malch Gibby: no wts Filmer: however you spell it Jenny: gardening tools Jenny: ? Gibby: hoes and shit? Jenny: haha. Filmer: the padding for the hampster cages Filmer: wood chips Gibby: OMG Jenny: oahhaha Gibby: !!!!! Jade: kthx. Jenny: see hes into the landscapeing. Gibby: i'm crying Jenny: on that ass Gibby: hahahahahaha Jenny: haha. Filmer: nah i'm sorry jade Filmer: you hate cute animals Filmer: you're the class pet Gibby: hahahaha omg Filmer: but you're like a wilderbeast Filmer: b/c it's not cute Gibby: this is the best ever Jenny: your the poplular one. Gibby: HAHAHAHA Gibby: WILDERBEAST Jenny: we jsut jealous Jenny: jade Jenny: reply or i will cry Filmer: nah jade you're fucking righteous like a bald eagle Gibby: OMOOMGMMGMG Gibby: jesus filmer Jenny: caw ca caw Filmer: wilderbeasts are too populated and bandwagon arent' they Gibby: hahahahahahahahaha Filmer: they a'll run from a predator like ravers running from raves to metalcore Gibby: holy fuck dood Gibby: stop it Gibby: i'm dying Filmer: while you stuck with your oasis and cake Filmer: you were flying high like an eagle Jenny: ahhahaa Jade: :-( Gibby: hahahahhahahahahahahaha Jenny: your a nutter Filmer: that's elite hax Jenny: see filma Gibby: filmer that was classic Jade: filmer you should write books Gibby: there's so many away messages in that Jade: be the nonalcoholic bukowski Jade: virgin daiquiri version Filmer: k i have nothing better to do Filmer: i just need a publisher Filmer: for bad english Jenny: ahhaa. Filmer: fuck i'm getting a call Gibby: bye byewo you the room will fall apart Jade: don't go, father Jenny: hahha Jenny: the glud Jenny: glue Gibby: you can leave me Gibby: i'm used to father's hating me Jenny: haha. Jade: just come back & ask us to forgive you Gibby: i get their girls pregnant Jade: hahahahahaha Jenny: haha. Gibby: empty words the president slurrrss in every speech Jenny: showing too much love. Gibby: while scheaming behind closed doors Gibby: with the CIA Filmer: k pause! Jenny: you think i could be a sppy Filmer: i have to catch up Gibby: the best of the rest, the rest of the world, the usa Filmer: i had to help the noobie tech at teh other hospital trouble shoot a holter monitor Gibby: sinking and drowning in a sea of excess gluttony Jenny: holter Jenny: ugh. Gibby: totally Jade: listening to deathcab, wtf Gibby: i hate that guy holter Gibby: he's a prick Jenny: hahaha Gibby: listens to metal Filmer: who's listening to deatchab? Jenny: of course. Filmer: wtf? Gibby: jade dumb is Jade: crowtche Jenny: metal Gibby: because she's righteous Gibby: like a bald eagle Filmer: Gibby you got personal with father's hating lol Gibby: hahahahaha Jade: CAW Jenny: hahaha. Jenny: ca caw Jade: hahhahaaaa Filmer: my dad used to know about your anger when he taught you in ccd Jenny: its an onomoneoihfpgia. Jade: ccd Filmer: he'd come home and tell me about you Jenny: i think. Jade: cacaw Filmer: and his other kids Filmer: he had a class full of non quiet kids Gibby: hahaha i never had him Filmer: yah you did Gibby: i had amiras mom Gibby: i don't remember your dad Jenny: alrightzachary . Jenny: dropouts Gibby: wait was he the one who caught me smoking? Filmer: jade i can't fly higher than an eagggle Gibby: filmer didn't drop out shut up jenny Gibby: you know nothing Gibby: ! Gibby: go buy clothes Filmer: haha Gibby: made in honduras Filmer: get a fanny pack Gibby: hahahah made in my butt Filmer: with a cupholder Jade: hahaha Gibby: my butt pays good Filmer: your butt is paste Filmer: y Gibby: 60 cent an hour what Jade: poop. Filmer: my butt is brown and sensual Gibby: hahahahahahhahaa Gibby: you know how i like my skin Gibby: nice and brown Filmer: rofl Gibby: with that pink panty contrast Filmer: ROFL! Filmer: contrasts! Jade: ahahahah Gibby: make that butt go PADAOW Filmer: perfectly explained Gibby: the pink on the brown gives it more depth Filmer: that perfectly explains what part of that phenomenon makes teh hormones go boner Jenny: hahah Gibby: make that botty fold po out Filmer: booty fold! Filmer: ahahaha Jenny: hahah Gibby: hahahahaha Filmer: would you fux a booty fold Jade: i'm lost Filmer: i'd be the first to do that if i can Jenny: im typing but i don't see it wtf Gibby: dood i would stripe that booty fold Filmer: i see it it's ok Jenny: hahah Jenny: found its Filmer: i want to stripe a booty fold so bad Jenny: yaya Gibby: jade i'll link you to a booty fold Filmer: ROFL! Gibby: hahahaha Filmer: do the keyra booty fold Gibby: booty fold is officially a term Gibby: yeah dood Gibby: you knew what i was going for Filmer: yah b/c that honey glazed ham booty is too powerful Gibby: hahahahaha Jade: i got chip crumbs on my boobs. Jenny: hahaha Jade: i'm obese bertha Filmer: what kind of chips Gibby: god damn Jade: lays Gibby: it's soo hard to look at her wo rubbing one Filmer: regular? Jenny: haha Jenny: wohs berha Gibby: http://tabo.aurealsys.com/pub/keyra/p.php?s=1&n=3 Jenny: haha Gibby: PADAOW Jenny: i got so lost. Filmer: PADOW Filmer: i so heard that Filmer: hey jenny invite dome in here wtf Jenny: what the shit. Jenny: that a nice ass Gibby: yeah Jenny: i loven me some bertha Jenny: dome isn't there Jade: that's pretty Filmer: jenny i'm glad you understand the GOD damn it of that ass Gibby: http://tabo.aurealsys.com/pub/keyra/p.php?s=2&n=1 Jenny: hahha Filmer: that ass makes guys hate life b/c they dont have it Gibby: that's the booty fold Gibby: everyone understands that ass Gibby: how could you not Gibby: look at it Jade: they make em like that? Jenny: wtf Gibby: that's what jesus died for Filmer: ROFL! Jade: i'm jealoussssss Jenny: these are whtie girls Jenny: hahhhha Filmer: that's argentinian Filmer: they got a lil more bump Gibby: fuck yes soon Jenny: they better than the videos Jenny: omg Gibby: yeah man i gota go smoke Filmer: fucking the same race that maradonna teh soccer player is Gibby: brb Jenny: where did you fing the sight. Gibby: http://tabo.aurealsys.com/pub/keyra/ Gibby: dude every guy on the ineternets knows about it Filmer: oh it's becoem quite teh popular buttox on teh internets Gibby: that's the whole directory Gibby: brbs Gibby: s2m Gibby: i mean s2l Filmer: hurry you'll miss my poonage with these girls Gibby: just don't close the room out Jenny: ahhaah Jenny: poonage Jade: cancer bruh Gibby: wait i can take this shit outside Gibby: holy fuck yes Filmer: yah you leet fux Filmer: wireless internets Jenny: apple what Jade: omg duhs Filmer: jade you have a wireless router too? Jade: filmer doesn't belong in the group Jade: yeah Filmer: i'm proud you were hax enough to set it up Jade: & i can steal from lsu Jade: fer true. it was easy Filmer: used a manual? Jenny: damn Jade: no Filmer: damn straight Jenny: i just steal from my nieghbor at home.. Filmer: obtain ip automatically Jenny: too Jenny: can we get caught Gibby: dude aqll you do is put the card in and done Gibby: you can see all the networks Filmer: yah not liek a pc Filmer: you have to use a philips Jade: yeah the neighbor was stealin from us the other day Gibby: nope because pc is gay Jenny: so its not illigal Filmer: and plug in a "PCI" card Gibby: the neighbors can steal from us Jade: my card is built in Gibby: no not illegal Gibby: public airwaves Jenny: how can yo tell jade Gibby: they'll be on your network list Filmer: jade how can you post this long ass chat? Gibby: lj cut Filmer: select few Filmer: oh yah Filmer: lj cut Gibby: son Jade: copy/paste Gibby: hahahaha Gibby: copy paste? Jade: wtf filma Gibby: durrrr Jade: edit options Gibby: or just command c Gibby: duh Filmer: i told j about that apple key function Gibby: command a, command c, command v Gibby: done Gibby: jade did you learn the special characters yet? Jenny: what does the apple do Jenny: i have one and don't know. Gibby: ƒüçk Jenny: so lame Filmer: it's aka teh alt button Gibby: no not alt, ctrl Gibby: ctrl on mac is the right click Jenny: i gots that. Jenny: what does the apple do Gibby: command whatev is the shortcuts Filmer: do you like teh used Gibby rofls Gibby: apple = command Jade: hahahah the used Gibby: DO NOT CALL IT APPLE Jade: i had their cd Gibby: no Filmer: tiny wears teh used t-shirt Gibby: the used = gay Gibby: i know Jenny: haha Gibby: i'm totally gay outside smoking on the internets Gibby: i need a coffee Jenny: art fag Jade: & glasses Jenny: ahha. Filmer: and earthtone colours Filmer: of clothing Gibby: coloursHAHAHAHA Jenny: and berret Jade: & non-emo hurrs Gibby: british art fag Gibby: berét Jenny: then youd be a frenchie. Gibby: get it right Filmer: i can't type accents as easy as mac users Jenny: FAG Filmer: i have to be more leet Gibby: nope cus you suck Filmer: pc and it's alt comb0s Gibby: yeah Gibby: alt 0169 = © Filmer: i used to know teh command to type to bring up the altcombo chart Jenny: wtf who cares Filmer: haha Gibby: ße®é† is my middle name Filmer: that was the most mean i've heard from jenny Jenny: haha. i want more bondage talke Jade: this is makin me tired Jade: or hungry Gibby: yeah i know that was awesome Filmer: oh yah sorry jenny Gibby: so i had this whip right Jenny: hahha. Filmer: she was getting anxious for bondag3 Jade: hahahah Jenny: hahha Filmer: so i had a toothbrush right Gibby: hahahahaha Filmer: i vibrated it on my dick hole Jenny: laptop talk is not seducking me. Gibby: OMG Jenny: haha. Jenny: omg totally Filmer: it made me prenut Filmer: but not teh full blow a load Filmer: b/c it was just a vibrate Filmer: not a stroke Jenny: just a dribble Filmer: yah Jenny: what a let down Jade: drip drop Jenny: i like it to rocket. Jade: filmer show jenny those animals. Filmer: i'm not at home Filmer: i sent you teh file Jade: yah lemme find Filmer: i'm gonna need glasses Filmer: after this convo Gibby: me too Gibby: hahaha Jenny: hahah Gibby: i'm gonna need a new life Jenny: hahah Jade: that too Gibby: walking around with this shit Filmer: too late Gibby: that's weak Filmer: teh internets already passified the best of us Jenny: throwing in the leet towel. Jenny: filma Jenny: comeon. Filmer: what towel? Gibby: no we never say die Jenny: hahaha. Gibby: unless talking to a repub Gibby: then i say die a lot Jenny: hhaha. Jade: liar. Jade: i'm a repub Gibby: no you're not Jade: geaux bush! Gibby: if you are, die Jenny: shes a spy. Jade: pom pom Jenny: haha Filmer: damn it jade Filmer: don't joke around Gibby: she's a dumb Filmer: you even typed go like a cajun repub Gibby: hahahaha Jade: exactly Gibby: nothing wrong with acadienne Filmer: lsu repubs Jade: i'm cajunXrepubXcore Gibby: bush cheney purple and gold Filmer: nah uh Filmer: you're from colorad0 Jenny: hahah. Gibby: hahahahahahahhahahaha Jenny: realist Jade: no fool, i'm not from there Filmer: xcolorado territory Gibby: hahahaha Jenny: haha. Jade: colorado dog tag Gibby: good to know you're down with that now Jenny: you need one of those backpacks. Jenny: haha. Gibby: with jest Jenny: with the crags on it. Gibby: jest? Jade: huh? Jade: i'm lost Jade: i don't do chats well. Gibby: me too Filmer: don't type like a teenie blonde Gibby: i'm getting tired Jenny: haha Filmer: suck it up Gibby: hahahaha Gibby: filmer man Gibby: you are my fav bff Jade: hahahahaa Filmer: i gotta do work in an hour Jenny: hes like a drill sgt Gibby: :-P Jenny: hahah what love Filmer: those aim default faces make me blush Filmer: coming from Gibby Jenny: haha Gibby: hahahaha Jade: especially :-* Jenny: lovers Jade: that's pooning Filmer: yah Filmer: coming frome jade that face Filmer: it's cute Filmer: but from Gibby Gibby: aww you guys Filmer: it makes me blush Jenny: ahha Gibby: :-) Jade: hahaha Filmer: omg Jenny: drible Filmer: i'm so pooned Filmer: stop it Jenny: that all you get. Gibby: ;-) Filmer: i get teh volcano in a minute Gibby: just a teaser Jenny: rocket dog Gibby: no dribble this time Jade: brb p2p Filmer: i'll show this room half a nipple Gibby: hahahahaha Jenny: ahaha. Filmer: for some dribble material Jenny: haha.omg Jenny: on the internets filma lets it shine. Jenny: ahhaa Jenny: im wathcing usa softporn Jenny: how lame. Filmer: rofl Filmer: what's on usa Gibby: oooh man thats hot Gibby: i like pink undies Jenny: haha Gibby: fuck i like them too much Gibby: there needs to be a pron directory for only pink undies Jenny: you have issues with the undies Gibby: theyre hot Gibby: shut up Jenny: i think we should taunt you Jenny: ner ner Filmer: they make teh cameltow hot Gibby: sorry you chicks can't hold the shoape outside of em Jenny: hahaha Gibby: hahahaha Filmer: like a soft pouchie poo Gibby: that was a all around burn Jenny: hahaha. Jenny: fucker Gibby: clear panties are hot too Filmer: ROFL that was so hax Jenny: like saran wrap Filmer: sorry you chicks can't hold the shape outside of them Filmer: wisdom! Jade: nutella on the crapper. Gibby: hahahaha Jenny: hhaa Gibby: that show cheaters is on Filmer: that show is so ghetto Gibby: that lauren was talking about Jenny: ok im outtie Gibby: yeah it is Jade: i'm gonna write for that show Filmer: aw no Jade: nooo jenny Gibby: bye jenny Filmer: that's life minus 1 Filmer: shit Gibby: i love you Jenny: its been enlightening. Gibby: you will be sorely missed Jenny: love you Filmer: you'll sleep well now Filmer: smiling in your sheets Jade: nighty night bawkbawk. Gibby: hahahaha Jenny: night Filmer: nah jade Jenny has left the room. Filmer: it's CAW CAW Gibby: dreaming of fonts in red and blue Jade: no she's a chicken Filmer: like an eagle Filmer: oh Filmer: yah she is Gibby: hahaha Filmer: haha dreaming of red and blue fonts Jade: hahahah Filmer: our humour rox0r your boxz0r Filmer: like megazord combined Gibby: hahaha megazord? Filmer: power rangers or some shit Gibby: good enough Gibby: i think i'm about to go nite nite too Filmer: yah been drunx since 530 Filmer: don't for get to doodoo butter teh toilet Gibby: hahahahaha Gibby: tomorrow Filmer: all that american cooking Gibby: morning after dark Filmer: it'll turn hard tomorrow Jade: gross Filmer: it wont be butter Filmer: it will be biscottie Gibby: it'll be old butter Gibby: hahahaha Filmer: biscotti for morning cofeee Gibby: biscottie? Jade: hahahah Filmer: those coffee cookies Jade: they're hard Filmer: crispy Gibby: ok Gibby: i don't get poo like that Filmer: me either Filmer: only when i was a kid and constipated Jade: it's italian Jade: italian poo Gibby: italian hard poo? Gibby: hahaha same page Gibby: good one jade dumb Jade: shutup go away Filmer: it's jade eagle Gibby: hahahaha Jade: dumb eagle Jade: is my native american name. Filmer: man that was just a first pick of choice Jade: jade blank Gibby: eagle flies low Jade: aka dumb eagle. Filmer: it could have been another leet animal if my brain went somewhere else Gibby: into trees Gibby: face first Filmer: eagles get pooned by animal activists trying to populate them Gibby: hahahaha Filmer: their life is pooned like a celebrity Filmer: when you go to sleep Gibby: hahaha Filmer: jade blank and i are going to cyber Filmer: blood ninja qualities Gibby: awesome, well goodnight Filmer: j/k Gibby: post this convo Filmer: yah don't forget Gibby: i want to remember forever Filmer: ROFL! Gibby: keep it like 9/11 Gibby: i'll never forget what i was doing that day we were in the chat room Filmer: keep it like janet jackson's boob Gibby: i cried Jade: you guys are too homo for me. Filmer: you cried and carved your six pack Gibby: hahahaha Gibby: bye kids Filmer: bye Jade: bye f4g Jade has left the room. Filmer: she left before you Filmer: oooo Gibby: i'll see you tomorrow at the ska show Filmer: yah get drunx Filmer: with josh robinson Gibby: i will Gibby: late Filmer: i might get a few too Gibby has left the room. *movie trailer male voice*

one man, one host!  one chat room! 3 liberals and one republican get pooned by eachother. 3 hours of nonstop laughter!

Guys this made my lip bleed and scab down the middle from nonstop smiling.
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