[ voice | Mamma Gkika | moderate to hack ]

[causink_trouble]

Does hyu know any interestink critters around here Hy could go keel und get nize poisons from?

Hyu vants anytink ov de sort vhile Hy'z at it?

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[jaegermamma]

Ho, dere's a few tings out dere. Dere's hyu uzual assortment ov snakes und tings. De best vun iz all yella-und-black bandz, dot'z a real nice vun. Hyu just mek sure hyu dun get hyuself bit by dot vun, eh?

Den dere's dis crazy creature, lookz like a spark's experiement. Duck bill, und a flat tail, und fuzzy all ova--but poisonous spurs on de back, really fascinatin'.

Odder den dot... pretty much any ol' ting out dere ken give hyu a nasty bite.

[causink_trouble]

Goot to know! Hy'll mek goot und sure Hy doezn't come out ov it too bad. None ov de doctors here iz any fon, anyvays.

Hyu sure hyu doezn't vant anytink, vhile Hy'z out huntink strange critters?... Vell, Hy suppoze hyu gots all borink humans to tek care ov now - ken't haff too much fon vith dose, hmm?

Zo, vot hyu tink about how de show vent? Dimo behave himself?

[jaegermamma]

Vell dey ken't all be fon.

Lotz o' broink humans, yah, though I does find myself a liddle tiem for fon myself, now und den.

Ho, pretty vell. Vas a goot place to do eet, I tink. Und de kapteen ain't gonna be too broken oop 'bout anytink given dot he gets a profeet, eh? Dimo did pretty vell--even if hiz actink zumtiems leaves a liddle to be desired.

[causink_trouble]

Goot to know!

Hoy, he vos a Jägermonster in a dress! Hy dun tink dere needed to be much actink for dot to be amuzink.