When will you realise that it's just STUFF? I admit I'm becoming less and less of a sentimentalist recently, but really, hoarding useless shite like, um, the neighbours' old carpet that they wanted to throw for five, six years isn't really having a certain fondness for things, IT'S A BLOODY SICKNESS. And no, you won't use it in the future, or in ( Read more... )

Just dawned upon me how much shit I'll be getting for the amount of shit that's about to unload, so, with that in mind, am gonna stop whining in my head and forget about embarrassing myself and just suck it up and fucking carpe diem the shit out of Monday morning (or maybe afternoon) and ask for a raaaiiseee. I CAN DO THIS I CAN DO THIS I CAN DO  ( Read more... )

Mom: You got any jeans that needs to be washed not?
Me: Ummm. They're not dirty. Only wore them twice.
Mom: Where. Give me. I bet it smells like pepek.
Me: Ahahahhah. Okay later I find.

Two minutes later...
Me: *hands jeans over* Nah. Smell ah. Bau pepek tak?
Mom: *sniffs groin area* Bau macam cibai.
Me: *LAUGHS LIKE A MANIAC LOUD ENOUGH TO BE 

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I was all set to write something else down, but then my laziness took over. I have absolutely no inspiration to write lately, and anything else I actually do pen down would be in my private journal. Life has been good to me as of late and I just wish I can share some of my happiness with other people and give it to others who really need it. I have ( Read more... )

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Is this a joke? Please tell me it's a joke. Did we like, reserve our worst performance of this season deliberately for this game?

But yes, at least it's Barca. Can you imagine if it were Chelsea? Then, I'd slit my wrists ( Read more... )

Clearly, you're just an inconsequential novelty: amusing, new, unfamiliar, untouched, unknown and there, but still completely pointless. And I? Just looking for something, someone -- any small pieces of nothing -- to fill my essence (or lack of it). But would you care to be my nothing? Oh please sir, why don't you say something small enough to ( Read more... )

1. Got a job; fucking taxing retail work ( Read more... )