Comments | causticangel: Please Pay Attention, Even If You Are A Frequent Flier

causticangel

Please Pay Attention, Even If You Are A Frequent Flier

Mar 20, 2006 00:55

I am a frequent flier. I don't have a car, so it's my way of doing my bit to promote the unfairly maligned Greenhouse Effect. It's too goram cold, people, particuarly in the North of England. This has to stop, and if you're not doing your bit, you'd better have a good excuse ( Read more... )

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lieutenanth March 20 2006, 09:40:24 UTC

I used to always watch the safety information display, but have recently gotten bored of it. Maybe Easyjet aren't living up to my high standards.

... also, the life jackets now fasten with a clip instead of a double bow - clearly they've decided that people panicking with the fear of being drownded probably don't have the composure to tie a good enough double bow.

causticangel March 25 2006, 00:07:01 UTC

Not on the older 737s they don't...

xxgoddessevexx March 20 2006, 10:53:30 UTC

Ryanair is the funniest since all the stewardesses are Polish/some other Eastern European origin and their English is impossible to understand so you always see loads of people looking really confused and wondering what language they're talking in! KLM is getting lazy though, on their long flights they just put a video on showing everything, though I suppose they do it because it'ss subtitled for the chinese...

causticangel March 25 2006, 00:08:07 UTC

Doh!

On Easy Jet they sometimes put a tape on in Foreign, usually while half the passengers are still waiting to board :-/

raptor_demon March 20 2006, 12:01:01 UTC

Ive always loved the "if life jackets are not available on your flight please use the boyant seat cusion insted" so not only am i gonna due but i get to die holding a cusion great! thats really waht i want as my dying image!

Oh and u gotta love the way they add "in buissniss and first class the life vest is located next toyour bed" and ur like... WTF im stuffed in with some stupid kid and some rich git has a bed... damn...

Btw called saturday to see if u wanted a pint but u were away

Raptor

causticangel March 25 2006, 00:09:17 UTC

Yeah. And also I'm like "If you can't be bothered to check if I have a life jacket, why should I trust you to, say, check if we have all the engines?!"