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causticlogik

Dec 26, 2004 01:46

Today I used my last bits of toilet paper and found myself craving more, so off to the (muslim, I assume) corner store I went. As usual, however, I had no money (the paper/coin stuff), so this meant I needed to boost the bill to the required $10 minimum in order to pay with my bank card. "NO PROBLEM!" I said to my self-self, and proceeded to buy ( Read more... )

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tailchaser December 25 2004, 23:01:42 UTC

awwww that is so sweet.
happy christmas.

causticlogik December 26 2004, 09:48:56 UTC

The poor thing was trying to run across what must have seemed like an ice field. Slipping, sliding, and skating all over the place, not to mention being totally scared of the big human watching. Im going out in a bit and am going to see if the chips have been consumed ;)

sqwd December 25 2004, 23:09:08 UTC

And what? No fucking salsa? Although I'm sure the mouse would want something a little more hot, in a pinch, I'm sure it would make due with mild.

causticlogik December 26 2004, 09:49:44 UTC

Im not sure the mouse would have wanted salsa, actually!

buriedsun December 26 2004, 00:34:53 UTC

You hit the dreaded toilet paper barrier. You can usually scrape up some food out of your cabinet or bum it off others, you can drink water, but when you run out of toilet paper you are forced to drag your ass out to the store no matter how cold and icy it is out.

causticlogik December 26 2004, 09:52:12 UTC

Hehe yep. I HATE being even low on toilet paper. I usually buy more when the inventory gets down to less than 18 rolls in the closet. This xmas/holiday nonsense makes shopping (not to mention banking, calling the credit card company, etc) difficult.

fuck christmess!!! vintik December 26 2004, 20:18:34 UTC

hello Caro!!!
you are very sweet.
i hope the mouse is full of Doritos and that when you go back out to see if it's okay
it is rubbing it's fat full belly and saying"why thank you Caro.i needed that.yum."
no need for toilet paper.just pee behind the couch some mean, irresponsible ogre left in your lobby :D
wipe with ... the scarf of whoever passes by first.

Re: fuck christmess!!! causticlogik December 27 2004, 22:21:06 UTC

haha or on the tree maybe!

ps- all doritos have been consumed (or at least removed by street mouselings)

Re: fuck christmess!!! vintik December 29 2004, 11:53:22 UTC

hooooray for mouselings and the people who feed them! :)