i'm sorry orla, but why would you want to associate yourself with pure arseholes? they all sound SO pretentious, and when you get out of uni, i promise you will LAUGH at the way they try and appear so sophisticated and intelligent.
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anonymous
February 11 2007, 14:02:15 UTC
Is it terrible that when I first read the word "Gogol", I expected some deconstruction of the lyrics of Gogol Bordello?
I've found a tactic that seems to work for me: I wait until they offer tea. All intellectual types regularly offer tea. The anitoxidants keep their minds from rusting with all that salty knowledge and te cup gives them an item to wildly gesticulate with.
I then pull a selection of tea bags out my wallet and offer a range from Tetley's, PG Tips, FairTrade etc. all the way to Green Tea, Jasmine, and Blackcurrant. Sugar, of course, comes from my pockets.
After that, we NEVER have a problem with them discussing literature in my presence.
Re: From CribleycausticwenchFebruary 11 2007, 15:16:02 UTC
Yeah, teabags are the thing. One of the girls had some in her handbag when we were out last week and we discovered that they rapidly improve a Snakebite. Actually gives it some bite.
Just don't turn into one of them! I get bored enough trying to sprout that shit in seminars. I think you should let your specialist subject be "How not to be a twat".
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I've found a tactic that seems to work for me: I wait until they offer tea. All intellectual types regularly offer tea. The anitoxidants keep their minds from rusting with all that salty knowledge and te cup gives them an item to wildly gesticulate with.
I then pull a selection of tea bags out my wallet and offer a range from Tetley's, PG Tips, FairTrade etc. all the way to Green Tea, Jasmine, and Blackcurrant. Sugar, of course, comes from my pockets.
After that, we NEVER have a problem with them discussing literature in my presence.
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