Fic: The Worst Hate Story Never Told

[cavaleira]

A dark, lone figure stood on a crumbling Gotham rooftop, his black cape whipping out behind him. There was a blue and red streak in the night sky and then another figure approached.

The second one landed on the rooftop, greeting his friend.

“Batzarro! Me not look anywhere for you!”

“Bizarro! Me not miss you, ex-partner. Don’t tell me

Comments

[bradygirl_12]

LOL! I can see why your brain would ache, Cavaleira, but this story was hilarious! I do love these two. :)

They're also cute, believe it or not. :)

[cavaleira]

Hehe, thanks BradyGirl, glad it made you laugh!

They're also cute, believe it or not. :)

Yes, they somehow transcend their grotesqueness and become adorable. :)

[cmer]

LOL!! Aww, this was really sweet! Thanks for posting this, I really liked it. :D

[cavaleira]

Thank you!

[scotchsour]

O_O

I think this is sweet if my brain didn't hurt so much from translating...

~_ow!

[cavaleira]

Hehe, yeah, imagine how mine felt writing it! :)

Thanks for commenting!

[crimsonquills]

These two are incredibly adorable, but wow, the reverse-speak really does make the head hurt! But it's funny at the same time. *g* I think my favorite line was:

“Me know exactly what to say. Me understand why Bizarro hate me. Don’t tell me why.”

...just because the mix and positive and negative statements that both needed to be reversed made it extra twisty for the brain. *g*

Thanks for sharing!

[cavaleira]

Hehe, glad you enjoyed that line. That was one of the ones I had to keep reading over and over again, lol.

Thanks for commenting, glad you liked it!

[sinisterf]

This is great. It's so cute, and the word play was very fun to translate. I can only imagine how fun, but difficult it was write at times. Thanks so much for sharing it!

[cavaleira]

I can only imagine how fun, but difficult it was write at times.

Yeah, it definitely was. Half the time I was giggling, the other half just confused.

Thank you!