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cavedwellers

Werd

Jan 25, 2006 17:15

Anyone have any suggestions for next week’s Cross Lord (i.e., the persona that “narrates” the Dig’s crossword puzzle).

Past examples include:
-a Socialist Christmas tree
-the Jews
-a Baby Jesus Butt Plug
-a depressed hamster
-Vin Diesel
-a noble savage
-a hungover BU sorority chick

etc., etc., etc.

Any ideas? Lemme know.

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cavedwellers January 25 2006, 23:18:35 UTC

Yes, that would appear to be the case ( ... )

cavedwellers January 26 2006, 00:45:44 UTC

HamsofThree (7:08:40 PM): A pregnant woman on fire
PyrettaH8Machine (7:36:40 PM): oh, WOW
HamsofThree (7:37:13 PM): Well, light-heartedly on fire

obra January 25 2006, 22:59:52 UTC

Bin Laden?

wolfdreams01 January 26 2006, 00:57:56 UTC

Rush Limbaugh.

fes42 January 26 2006, 01:54:12 UTC

An overeducated underpaid worker living with four roommates in Allston.

crackles the evil squirrel sk3l3t0n_k3y January 26 2006, 05:30:42 UTC

Imagine, a squirrel so evil, that his only goal is to sell kids more sugar-coated products so he can support his drug habbit. The cereal shreds the inner layers of the mouth in order to get the sugar into the bloodstream faster. His natural enemies include Cap'n Crunch, Trix the Rabbit, and Samuel L. Jackson. Stay tuned for Part 2, 'Battle in the Breakfast Aisle.'

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