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DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch some marijuana
Jack got high and dropped his fly
and asked Jill "do you wanna?"
Jill said yes and dropped her dress
and then they had some fun
but silly Jill forgot her pill and then they had a son
jade xx eyes: EWW
jade xx eyes: i will never look at that childhood poem the same way again
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: jack and jill went up the hill
jack said "jill you want a thrill?"
jill said "jack that sounds mad chill!"
so they took off their clothes and felt so free
to neither did it occur that the other may be
the one infected with HIV
jade xx eyes: enough with the scarrrring
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: i found these in CHILDREN'S COMIC BOOKS
jade xx eyes: no wayyy
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: yes
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: yes
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: yes
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: yes
jade xx eyes: lmaoooooo
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: and i feel bad for all those parents
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: "mommy what pill makes your son go away"
jade xx eyes: i know man
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: "mommy what's hiv"
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: "what does they felt free mean"
jade xx eyes: well
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: "marijuana...does that make you pee?"
jade xx eyes: LMAO
jade xx eyes: well, billy, when a mommy and daddy love each other----
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: lol
jade xx eyes: lmao
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: there's two peole
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: who reallyy love each otehr
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: and welll
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: in every boy's life
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: there comes hte time
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: when he
jade xx eyes: oh god here it comes
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: must...
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: you see...
jade xx eyes: *falters*
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: when ther's a mommy
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: and a daddy
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: and they're in love
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: that boy must....
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: okay
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: it was the stork
jade xx eyes: LMFAOOOOOO
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: lol
jade xx eyes: man id be one those blunt parents and just be like...billy...that little thing in ur pants that u pee with? yeh its useful for other things..figure it out
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: lol
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: haven't you noticed that girls have a different little thing in their pants
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: it's not cuz they cut theirs off....
jade xx eyes: eeeeeeeewww LMAOOO
jade xx eyes: thats also useful for other things. go play with sally next door and ask her what hers is for!
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: HAHA
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: he comes back..
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: mommy mommy that was fun
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: 3 months later...
DoNTWaNNatalk2u3: iew mommy sally's gaining weight
jade xx eyes: roflmfaooo