the project

[cazimirtfarley]

I haven't been writing enough lately.  I feel uncreative and generally boring and trite, but I have to force myself to write, if only to get back into the habit of it.  The idea was born when I was writing to Danica about the college board, and what should replace SATs.  I basically said,

"We should work to inflitrate the College Board and destroy

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[oohhdanggg]

OH I GET IT NOW :) lol sorry, i will do next time because i read your answer

WOOHOO FUN :D!!!

[dearwallflow3r]

i,d be smaller than the people there's shoes. But there would be another world, a much, much bigger one. And because it is new, I would crawl up into it, mainly because after living for 16 years in this one, i am already incredibly bored with planet earth.
I can't really say if the things up there are better, or worse. But they would probably be more exciting, even if its just for a little while.

[cazimirtfarley]

word. this one can get to be a serious pain.

[high4life4ever]

At the end of the universe there is a ring of yellow police tape, and highly intelligent extraterrestrials who have flunked out of jedi school patrol the boarders in little space ships shaped like aerodynamic scones. I have evaded their

[high4life4ever]

shit, i have no idea how to use livejournal.
Anyway, as i was saying, despite the above, i have somehow managed to acquire enough technical knowledge to build a scone of my own, which i nonchalantly park next to the warning tape and very calmly stick out my head.
It is not a cliff. It is not a wall. If i stick it out past the warning tape, my hand starts to blur and dissolve, as it is sucked into nothingness. At the edge of the universe, existence is extremely diluted.
In this way, i lost my middle finger while i flipped off god.

[cazimirtfarley]

BRILLIANT.