I just moved to college. I have a room mate. Neither one of us can masturbate, it is funny. My room mate has the top bunk, I have the bottom bunk. Coolio is playing here tomorrow night with Sugar Hill Gang and ToneLoc. I'm gonna shit myself, make some of my own "funky cold medina", except it won't be very cold because it came out of my ass. ( Read more... )

well, last night i was talking about how funny beastiality is and that it's definitely the funniest type of porno out there. Can you all imagine what somebody actually masturbating to a horse getting sucked off must be like? Anyway, my friend's mom overheard, she didn't say anything about it though. I think she's on to me. They have a dog, I ( Read more... )

I am soooooooooooooo excited to be part of the livejournal.com team. If we all work hard and give 110% we can make this site even greater. Let's all share our feelings and listen to Desaparecidos, or better yet, we can snort all sorts of drugs from the street and then have a huge coked up orgy for a long time. Anybody get the new Get Up Kids ( Read more... )