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[cbrite]

Civil Infraction: Disregarding Stop Sign
Civil Infraction: Possession of Narcotic Paraphernalia
Misdemeanor: Possession of Marijuanna

...fuck me.

Comments

[obliviousalone]

niccce

[intarwebpolice]

you bad boy

[cbrite]

Chicks dig guys with parole officers.

[d_klein]

You'd make a great prison whore.

[dedjefgonewild]

nah, his ass is hairy and he gives shittyhead
So he has evolved from throwing apples to stealing beers to crackhead, niccee
why does he need weed anyway, I thought he listened to Autopilot?

[hardcorename]

He gets it from me, even though nothing in the car belonged to either of us.

[cbrite]

I'll 21 now, I'll buy you a 6 pack of Smirnoff to drop it. Auto Pilot won't release another album until winter of 2009. So instead of waiting, I've found other means of keeping me busy.

[anonymous]

you obviously never learned the rules of driving with pot.

a.) never, NEVER, have paraphernalia (bowls, bongs, one-hitters, etc...)
b.) never a large amount (unless you're picking up, then take rule C into serious consideration) & never alone, or at least in a small easily tearable bag for easy comsumption.
c.) obey all traffic laws to the Nth degree & always be worried & aware. Like a good fighter, if you're not nervous going into the fight, you'll get knocked out.
d.) in New Baltimore, take all backroads when possible to avoid main roads, which we all know NB cops patrol like pitbulls.

[cbrite]

1. I was unaware the someone left their shit in my car.
2. Stems is what they found.
3. You got me on that, I and a bit careless.
4. I was taking a side road and they found me anyway.

[pinkaardvark]

TSK TSK!

[cbrite]

:(

^That's my shame face.