Academic Excellence

[cbwolf]

I did not realize Stanford taught Triad Physics. They must have a very advanced program. One that exceeds even their already high reputation.

http://www.stanford.edu/~scodary/tkam.htm

Comments

[draque]

Wow, this one was a classic. I had totally forgotten about it. It's too bad that they got so close to the mark, only to miss it because they forgot the law of inverse ninjas.

[cbwolf]

Well, they treaded the line with the law of multiple Ninjas. A few things must be remembered when examinging this work, and its apparent disregard for the law of Multiple Ninjas:

1) The army of ninjas never won.
2) The battle was comprised of not of a true army clash, but a collection of one on one duels, which although it would not nullify inverse ninjas, it would dampen its effect somewhat.
3) The ninjas transformed themselves into dinosaurs, fireballs, volcanoes, and presidents, there by circumventing the law to a degree.

Ultimately it might be concluded that our Stanford student actually understood inverse ninjas better than any of us, and plied its nuances like a toddler might mold Play-Do.

Although, one thing I can't excuse is the use of a Titanium chain over Godanium. Certainly the point was soon rendered moot by the pirate's brilliant introduction of every nuclear weapon on earth (a wonderful piece of pirate strategizing is illustrated here), but I do not know if I can just excuse the choice.