Wow, it's been a long time. I guess I'll update for the heck of it ( Read more... )

I'd just like to say that this summer's movies are long, boring and stupid. While there is generally a large payoff of action at the end, the rest of the movie is just boring and unenjoyable ( Read more... )

All I want to know is: "When is City Slickers 3 coming out?!"

I had this really cool dream where I woke up after 10 years of being asleep, and the world was post apocalyptic. There were zombies, and post apocalyptic punk rockers who had to make rock songs to make their cars go ( Read more... )

So, it turns out that there is a possible link between iranian special forces and insurgents in iraq whose bombs have killed close to 200 soldiers. This is a dreadful story which could lead to military action against yet another shitty desert country that no one cares about except for the oil ( Read more... )

I passed chemistry!

The video game awards is, quite possibly, the most shamelessly stupid thing that I have ever seen. I had to turn it when Tony Hawk made an "All your base" joke. Next year, someone needs to suicide bomb that event.

Democrats winning the majority in the house makes me want to yank off my clothes and, clad only in a speedo thong, dance about party-boy style to techno beats.

Here's to a victory for the troops, the middle and lower classes, gays, social progressives and all true freedom-loving americans.

Chemistry tests are like vomitting.

I feel really horrible before them..stomach hurts, etc. Then, taking them sucks, kind of like vomitting. Then, when they are done, I feel better just to have the feeling gone and done with. Though now I have a big pile of vomit and a burned esophagus to worry with.

It's week 2 at school..and I get way too drunk..way too often ( Read more... )

So during Annual Training when a particularly scrappy fellow insisted on challenging me in a sparring match, I rushed in with a jab, breaking his nose ( Read more... )